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apocalypsos-- Oh, hey, did you guys know that Adam's producing the Oscars this year? Yay! Love him!
-- *crosses fingers for Nathan* I love him. He's so damn adorable. I really hope he makes it. Aaaaand ... YAAAAY! Oh, how pretty is he? *smishes him*
-- Okay, while they're eliminating people and it's depression, what did Mia do to her head? I don't know if I like it at ALL.
-- Aw, David. He's amazing! And his body's FANTASTIC. It's too bad we're not keeping him.
-- I have no idea who this Kathryn girl is, but I will say there's the occasional angle where she looks like Keira Knightley and another occasional angle where she looks like Natalie Portman and also the way her voice pitches skyward when she gets upset is already irritating. Oh, God, I already hate this girl. Oh, jeez, can she be cannon fodder?
-- Channing! I remember Channing! She looks like Kristen Bell with some muscle on her, doesn't she? Or is that just me?
-- YAY! I find Channing so CUTE.
-- Arianna Debose and Ellenore Scott ... Woohoo! I loved Ellenore's silly solo.
-- I'm maybe getting AW PUPPY! vibes from Noelle and Mollee.
-- BILLY BETTER FUCKING MAKE IT. Yay! He made it! Now go buy Clearasil, you awesome dorky genius.
-- Russell! He's my favorite. WOOOOHOOOOOO! His dance with Iveta was one of my favorite dances in Vegas.
-- Aaaaand Kevin Hunt's going, too!
-- *crosses fingers for Bianca* YES! YES YES YES! And wee Mollee picking her up was SO CUTE! I'm so glad we have Bianca this year. She's a phenomenal tap dancer.
-- And we get to keep Philip, too!
-- I feel like if they keep Peter, it's only for cannon fodder. And they're keeping him. I'm happy for him if only because he, Philip and Bianca are too adorable together.
-- Victor, please shave your head again because the spikes are killing me. But you're cute and you're staying, so YAY!
-- JACOB! Looooove him.
-- Wee Mollee! Please start acting like an adult so you don't get eliminated, but YAY! (Also, I'm starting to slash you and Noelle. Yes, even though you keep acting like two seventh-graders at a slumber party.)
-- You want to be on SYTYCD since you were three, Noelle? Hyperbole is no one's friend, sweetie. (I'll just pretend it's not mine, either. *whistles innocently*)
-- YAY PAULINE! I was hoping she'd make it.
-- BWAHAHAHA! If they keep playing "You're My Best Friend" for those two all season, I'm going to die laughing every time I hear it.
-- Oh, man, I have a feeling Legacy's a cannon fodder vote, but whatever, I'll take it!
-- The DeLillos may get to me if they keep the lovey-dovey stuff up if they both stay.
-- YAY RYAN! They'll be getting him shirtless often, right?
-- Yay Karen! She did fantastically, so I don't blame them one bit for picking her.
-- Wait ... math ... huh ... oh, okay! We're keeping Ashleigh!
-- Okay, I just realized Jakob looks like a blond Penn Badgley.
*
-- Okay, was the "My weave!" necessary?
-- If Will can mash up "I Could Have Danced All Night" and "The Thong Song," consider me impressed.
-- Anything that makes Will strip is of the good.
-- I'm sorry, I was completely distracted by Will's ass.
-- "She put being popular down as her extracurricular activity and she got into Arizona State." Heh.
-- Wow, that is a ... dress. And some more dress. And then some more dress.
-- I ... don't even know what to do with this. Except I'm making the same faces as Emma, so.
-- I'm sorry, I swear I could see PUCK and RACHEL kissing.
-- I think I kinda love Puck's internal voice.
-- Okay, Puck should definitely sing lead more often.
-- Will and Sue dancing together = WIN.
-- It says a lot about Will that it's not the "sham of a marriage" thing that gets him, but the thing about Ken scheduling football opposite glee.
-- I feel SO BAD for Ken. Also, I have a yearning for Ken to grow on Emma after Will fails her one too many times and the two of them to come together for real and by the time Will figures out Terri's full of shit and goes to Emma she's fallen for Ken and turns him down.
-- Puck is the hottest guy on this show. TRUFAX.
-- Oh, wow. That dress makes me want to get married and I don't even want to get married in a wedding dress.
-- HA! Quinn's still wearing the sunglasses.
-- WOO! Go, Kurt!
-- Okay, Sue's zoot suit is fantastic.
-- That conversation between Rachel and Puck may have been one of the most real things this show's given us all season.
-- So like Sue to go from that awesome speech to Will to kicking Quinn off the Cheerios. That hurt, but it had to happen eventually, really. Might as well rip the Band-Aid off now, I suppose.
-- I'm so happy to see Quinn out of that uniform and her outfit's so pretty!
*
-- Ooo, ooo, is Laurine getting the loser edit?
-- Rick Moonen! Rick, I've missed you since TC Masters.
-- Robin, they don't think of you as the mom. They hate you. But you were so close!
-- Oh, my God, I LOVE THIS CHALLENGE.
-- I only just noticed Kevin's bald spot.
-- The two worst team members are second. I'm not the least bit surprised. Somebody good goes first to pick the ingredients, the two fuck-ups do their damage, and then they've got two whole chefs to fix whatever they might screw up.
-- Aw, yeah, let it ride, baby!
-- No dessert! Good call!
-- Why the hell are they putting Eli in the front instead of Robin? Eli looks gross. Robin's the talkative social butterfly. Of course, dividing her attention between front-of-house and cooking might be a bad idea. She can't even focus on just cooking.
-- I'm rooting for Mission, for the record.
-- Padma's ankles are fringed. Your argument is invalid.
-- Ugh, Robin, shut UP.
-- I could have sworn I saw Laurine's dress on Modcloth.
-- Oh, Mission. *pouts*
-- Well, yay for Revolt, I guess, although hate their restaurant name and the brothers, particularly Michael, acted like douchebags.
-- It's the JUDGES, Laurine. You take care of them, for fuck's sake.
-- I'm not the least bit surprised Laurine got the shaft. She was an absolutely terrible front-of-house. On the bright side, now maybe she can wash her hair.
Next week: NATALIE FUCKING PORTMAN. (She's a vegetarian, but that can't possibly be the only twist. Hmmm.)
-- *crosses fingers for Nathan* I love him. He's so damn adorable. I really hope he makes it. Aaaaand ... YAAAAY! Oh, how pretty is he? *smishes him*
-- Okay, while they're eliminating people and it's depression, what did Mia do to her head? I don't know if I like it at ALL.
-- Aw, David. He's amazing! And his body's FANTASTIC. It's too bad we're not keeping him.
-- I have no idea who this Kathryn girl is, but I will say there's the occasional angle where she looks like Keira Knightley and another occasional angle where she looks like Natalie Portman and also the way her voice pitches skyward when she gets upset is already irritating. Oh, God, I already hate this girl. Oh, jeez, can she be cannon fodder?
-- Channing! I remember Channing! She looks like Kristen Bell with some muscle on her, doesn't she? Or is that just me?
-- YAY! I find Channing so CUTE.
-- Arianna Debose and Ellenore Scott ... Woohoo! I loved Ellenore's silly solo.
-- I'm maybe getting AW PUPPY! vibes from Noelle and Mollee.
-- BILLY BETTER FUCKING MAKE IT. Yay! He made it! Now go buy Clearasil, you awesome dorky genius.
-- Russell! He's my favorite. WOOOOHOOOOOO! His dance with Iveta was one of my favorite dances in Vegas.
-- Aaaaand Kevin Hunt's going, too!
-- *crosses fingers for Bianca* YES! YES YES YES! And wee Mollee picking her up was SO CUTE! I'm so glad we have Bianca this year. She's a phenomenal tap dancer.
-- And we get to keep Philip, too!
-- I feel like if they keep Peter, it's only for cannon fodder. And they're keeping him. I'm happy for him if only because he, Philip and Bianca are too adorable together.
-- Victor, please shave your head again because the spikes are killing me. But you're cute and you're staying, so YAY!
-- JACOB! Looooove him.
-- Wee Mollee! Please start acting like an adult so you don't get eliminated, but YAY! (Also, I'm starting to slash you and Noelle. Yes, even though you keep acting like two seventh-graders at a slumber party.)
-- You want to be on SYTYCD since you were three, Noelle? Hyperbole is no one's friend, sweetie. (I'll just pretend it's not mine, either. *whistles innocently*)
-- YAY PAULINE! I was hoping she'd make it.
-- BWAHAHAHA! If they keep playing "You're My Best Friend" for those two all season, I'm going to die laughing every time I hear it.
-- Oh, man, I have a feeling Legacy's a cannon fodder vote, but whatever, I'll take it!
-- The DeLillos may get to me if they keep the lovey-dovey stuff up if they both stay.
-- YAY RYAN! They'll be getting him shirtless often, right?
-- Yay Karen! She did fantastically, so I don't blame them one bit for picking her.
-- Wait ... math ... huh ... oh, okay! We're keeping Ashleigh!
-- Okay, I just realized Jakob looks like a blond Penn Badgley.
*
-- Okay, was the "My weave!" necessary?
-- If Will can mash up "I Could Have Danced All Night" and "The Thong Song," consider me impressed.
-- Anything that makes Will strip is of the good.
-- I'm sorry, I was completely distracted by Will's ass.
-- "She put being popular down as her extracurricular activity and she got into Arizona State." Heh.
-- Wow, that is a ... dress. And some more dress. And then some more dress.
-- I ... don't even know what to do with this. Except I'm making the same faces as Emma, so.
-- I'm sorry, I swear I could see PUCK and RACHEL kissing.
-- I think I kinda love Puck's internal voice.
-- Okay, Puck should definitely sing lead more often.
-- Will and Sue dancing together = WIN.
-- It says a lot about Will that it's not the "sham of a marriage" thing that gets him, but the thing about Ken scheduling football opposite glee.
-- I feel SO BAD for Ken. Also, I have a yearning for Ken to grow on Emma after Will fails her one too many times and the two of them to come together for real and by the time Will figures out Terri's full of shit and goes to Emma she's fallen for Ken and turns him down.
-- Puck is the hottest guy on this show. TRUFAX.
-- Oh, wow. That dress makes me want to get married and I don't even want to get married in a wedding dress.
-- HA! Quinn's still wearing the sunglasses.
-- WOO! Go, Kurt!
-- Okay, Sue's zoot suit is fantastic.
-- That conversation between Rachel and Puck may have been one of the most real things this show's given us all season.
-- So like Sue to go from that awesome speech to Will to kicking Quinn off the Cheerios. That hurt, but it had to happen eventually, really. Might as well rip the Band-Aid off now, I suppose.
-- I'm so happy to see Quinn out of that uniform and her outfit's so pretty!
*
-- Ooo, ooo, is Laurine getting the loser edit?
-- Rick Moonen! Rick, I've missed you since TC Masters.
-- Robin, they don't think of you as the mom. They hate you. But you were so close!
-- Oh, my God, I LOVE THIS CHALLENGE.
-- I only just noticed Kevin's bald spot.
-- The two worst team members are second. I'm not the least bit surprised. Somebody good goes first to pick the ingredients, the two fuck-ups do their damage, and then they've got two whole chefs to fix whatever they might screw up.
-- Aw, yeah, let it ride, baby!
-- No dessert! Good call!
-- Why the hell are they putting Eli in the front instead of Robin? Eli looks gross. Robin's the talkative social butterfly. Of course, dividing her attention between front-of-house and cooking might be a bad idea. She can't even focus on just cooking.
-- I'm rooting for Mission, for the record.
-- Padma's ankles are fringed. Your argument is invalid.
-- Ugh, Robin, shut UP.
-- I could have sworn I saw Laurine's dress on Modcloth.
-- Oh, Mission. *pouts*
-- Well, yay for Revolt, I guess, although hate their restaurant name and the brothers, particularly Michael, acted like douchebags.
-- It's the JUDGES, Laurine. You take care of them, for fuck's sake.
-- I'm not the least bit surprised Laurine got the shaft. She was an absolutely terrible front-of-house. On the bright side, now maybe she can wash her hair.
Next week: NATALIE FUCKING PORTMAN. (She's a vegetarian, but that can't possibly be the only twist. Hmmm.)
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Date: 2009-10-22 04:33 am (UTC)The dance between Emma and Will made me a little breathless, especially with the dress she was wearing. I know it's wrong, but I want to see them together. I don't want Will to cheat on his wife, but I wouldn't be heartbroken if they broke up. She's a spoiled and airheaded grown woman. I feel some sympathy for her sometimes, but I really don't like her.