Seriously?

[apocalypsos]

Dear designers and models,

Logan is not pretty. No, really, he's not. He needs to wash his hair and he has a speech impediment and his facial hair isn't like that because he's been shaving and he's got stubble, it's because it's wispy as hell.

I'm almost glad he's not on there anymore simply so I don't have to hear what a hotass his squicky ass is anymore.

P.S. Shut UP, Irina.

Comments

[the-jackalope.livejournal.com]

I kinda want Irina to fall on her face and fail big time with the judges. Is that wrong?

[eleniangel.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why they keep Christopher, he's consistently crappy and he rips off other designers.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He's a total Karma Houdini. He keeps fucking up, and yet there's always that one person who manages to do worse. (I keep trying to ignore the whole Karma Houdini thing, though, because personally I find him adorable even though his designs suck, while I loathe Irina with the heat of a thousand suns but I can't deny she's a really good designer.)

[eleniangel.livejournal.com]

That's better than my theory of "he's sleeping with someone."

I do like Irina's clothes, but she's such a bitch that it just overwhelms her designs for me.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. I think it was last week when Nick left and Heidi said, "Christopher, you're in," that I literally yelled at my screen, "OMG, WHO ARE YOU BLOWING?!"

Ugh, she's so wretched. I don't get why you would go on a show like this and put yourself out there as a trifling horrid creep when your livelihood depends on people liking you, at least partially for yourself as well as your talent.

[eleniangel.livejournal.com]

I do think that Nick really, really missed the mark last week, and some of his stuff was just odd to me.

And her little bitchy fit because she and Althea had similar ideas for outerwear was just unnecessary. She sneers all the time and I want to punch her.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I can't remember a single thing that Nick made that I liked. When it wasn't weird, it was meh.

Oh, God, the eyerolling on the catwalk when Althea won. I would have found a bus and shoved her in front of it.

[eleniangel.livejournal.com]

I second the shoving in front of a bus a la Mean Girls.

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

Althea's no saint for all the catty backtalk about Logan, but that's, y'know, human nature. It's outright disgusting the way Irina doesn't say a word to anyone except the camera and then the judges. She waits to open her mouth until the most damaging moment possible and I hope her parents are ashamed.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I mean, Althea's sniping wasn't classy, that's for damn sure, but oh, my God, Irina, what the fuck? For once, I would like someone on one of these shows to say, "I'm not here to make friends," and have someone go, "You know, you can compete AND make friends. It's not an either-or situation."

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

Dude, I really wish that whole cliche were just stricken from reality tv, like editors banded together to make a pact to let any utterance end up on the cutting room floor. SO COMPLETELY OVERDONE. Pretty much the only time I found it to be anything other than "I plan on being a whore's dick to everyone around me in the name of 'competition'" was (and this is funny because I'm no fan of hers) when Robin said it recently on Top Chef. It was like, "Well. No one likes me. I won't let it get me down. I didn't enter an elite cooking competition to get a circle of young hipster buddies anyway." Also she's not an absolute jerk who treats people like shit. She just isn't as talented and is kind of out of touch. She and the others just don't click.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Robin didn't immediately swear off making friends. She just tried, and they don't like her, and she just shrugged and was like, "Eh, that's okay. I can live without it."

Granted, the only reason I'm happy she's still there is because she lasted longer than Mike Isabella, but still.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

The thing is, they *are* there to make friends... it's called "networking" and the people they befriend could be important contacts later in life. Like in the special with Jay, where he went to California to make a gown for Heidi for the Oscars. Kara S. got him a fantastic sewing assistant and space to make the gown, and she sure wouldn't have done that for Wendy.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Exactly. When you go on there and act like a hardcore bitch for drama's sake, don't be shocked down the line when no one wants to work with or help your irritating ass.

[gigglemonster.livejournal.com]

I hate that Irina makes such pretty stuff because she's such a bitch! I really wish she would get taken down a peg.

I'm thinking as of right now, I'm definitely rooting for either Carol Hannah or Althea *nods*

But yeah, I wasn't too incredibly sad to see Logan go!


ps. Hi, you don't know me but I randomly stumbled upon your journal through the flist of a flister and was excited to see someone else in the universe watching this show ;)

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Ok, I kind of do like to look at Logan, I'm not gonna lie. So I'm bummed that he's gone. But he definitely wasn't producing stuff that I liked, ever. He did kind of OK on the movie themes challenge, but Carol Hannah's was SO much better (in the same genre) that it just blew his out of the water.

Christopher. Oh, Christopher. Sometimes I see what he's selling, and sometimes I see what the judges see, but I wish he'd cut out the "I'm such a hick with no traiiiiining!" line.

Irina is, unfortunately, quite talented. I think that sentence says everything I need it to.