The end of the tag is probably something like, "... throw the first bottle of lube at my head."

[apocalypsos]

I think the big silly slutty gay romance is going to end up being my NaNo novel. In which case, here's the first sentence:

Logan's hip-deep in gay pornographic novels when the pixie walks into the bookstore.

Three things:

1. The pixie is male.
2. And looks like Adam Lambert.
3. Therefore, I blame ficangel. :D

(Logan looks like Bradley James with glasses. I wasn't even drinking! Honest!)

Comments

[medie]

*pictures this*

*dies of laughter*

I LOVE IT.

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

That first sentence would definitely catch my eye and drag it to the end of the page.

[jillsjourney.livejournal.com]

sounds good to me!

[lovetheboys.livejournal.com]

I am so jealous. I have about three of those I wished I could do, but I feel public pressure (and working with the Young Writers Program) to do something a little more harmless... Damn it all.

Your tags are always so entertaining.

[shape5.livejournal.com]

*waits patiently for the story*

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

I regret NOTHING.

(Look at this icon. LOOK AT HIS SUPERPOWERS.)