Wait, what are the other thirty-three rules?

[apocalypsos]

So TWoP has this list of agonizing pop culture dilemmas up (based on the premise of The Box: you get a million dollars if you push the button, but someone you don't know dies), and this is one of them:

If you could press a button to get another three seasons of Pushing Daisies, but it meant that Glee would get cancelled... would you?

Look, I like Glee with all of its faults, but HOMIGOD YES YES YES YES YES YES and a thousand million trillion more YESes after that. Give me back my piemaker and my Little Bit.

Also, there's this one:

If you could press a button to guarantee Chuck four more seasons, but it meant that he and Sarah would never be together ... would you?

If they made a point of saying they would never be together, rather than cocktease for four years, then yes, I would hit that button so hard it got pregnant with quadruplets.

Oh, and TWoP?

If you could press a button to bring Heath Ledger back to life, but The Dark Knight would never have existed... would you?

I refuse to answer that question because just reading it made me stupider. Yes, give me back Heath Ledger, for fuck's sake.

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, seriously. I'm not the biggest Michael Jackson fan in the world but, hell, take Thriller back if it means Paris Jackson never had to stand up at her daddy's funeral.