This is my brain on Jensen's engagement.

[apocalypsos]

My brain: YAY! That's fantastic! I love Danneel, and they make such a cute couple --
Mysterious voice in my brain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My brain: What the hell are you --
Mysterious voice in my brain: NOW HE'LL NEVER MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
My brain: ... oh, are you fucking serious? *chokesplorfles*
Mysterious voice in my brain: WHAT ABOUT OUR FUTURE CHIIIIILDREEEEEEEN?!
My brain: Oh, my God, how did you get IN here? We card at the door! You can't possibly be over the age of --
Mysterious voice in my brain: THE GIRL IS NAMED JAZZMYNN AND THE BOY IS NAMED JARED-CHRISTIAN-HARLEY AND THEN THERE'S THE TWINS WHO ARE NAMED --
My brain: Yeah, I think I can already guess what they're named.
Mysterious voice in my brain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My brain: No, seriously, get out.