This is my brain on Jensen's engagement.

[apocalypsos]

My brain: YAY! That's fantastic! I love Danneel, and they make such a cute couple --
Mysterious voice in my brain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My brain: What the hell are you --
Mysterious voice in my brain: NOW HE'LL NEVER MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
My brain: ... oh, are you fucking serious? *chokesplorfles*
Mysterious voice in my brain: WHAT ABOUT OUR FUTURE CHIIIIILDREEEEEEEN?!
My brain: Oh, my God, how did you get IN here? We card at the door! You can't possibly be over the age of --
Mysterious voice in my brain: THE GIRL IS NAMED JAZZMYNN AND THE BOY IS NAMED JARED-CHRISTIAN-HARLEY AND THEN THERE'S THE TWINS WHO ARE NAMED --
My brain: Yeah, I think I can already guess what they're named.
Mysterious voice in my brain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My brain: No, seriously, get out.

Comments

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

LOL Love it.

And I didn't know he was engaged! Cool. :-)

[coolgrin.livejournal.com]

I had the same fight with MV. The girl name was Brook-Lynn and the boy was Max. Yeah I know. LOL. They are such a cute couple that the sane part of my brain kicked the MV out.

[mercyisme.livejournal.com]

Not just your brain. Mine did almost the same, except it came up with better names. ;)

It's comforting, though, knowing I'm not the only one.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

My brain: Oh, my God, how did you get IN here? We card at the door! You can't possibly be over the age of --

*gigglefit* Yeeeaaaaah, lots of otherwise reasonable folks have tiny bits of ourselves that churn up WHOLLY IRRATIONAL REACTIONS. But we stomp them down, refasten the muzzle, and then go on *smiles brightly*

[slippery-fish.livejournal.com]

Time for a quick exorcism? ;P

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

LOL!

For some fangirls this is their outside voice, but you already knew that.

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

See, I do my best to keep that Voice in my head bound and gagged, but the little bitch always manages to wriggle free.

I found out about Jensen and Danneel this morning and had the obligatory knee-jerk 'Oh, cool!' mixed with a healthy dose of 'Jesus, fandom was JUST FINISHING their wankfest over Jared & Sandy! TIMING, JENSEN. LEARN IT.'

Then, Dorky Fangirl chimed in with 'BUT HEY THERE'S ALWAYS DIVORCE. AND COLIN MORGAN. ♥ ♥ ♥ CHAR/JENSEN CHAR/COLIN 4-EVA!!1!1!one!1!!eleventy!'

Naturally, it's impossible to claim I Don't Know Her and not sound CRAZY. *sigh*

[themadfish.livejournal.com]

See, if it was Jared that would have been my reaction. Right now mine is kinda like, "um ok." But now I'm trying to imagine their babies and my brain is short circuiting from the pretty.

I can't even imagine what Jared and Sandy's babies would look like. I mean, fuck. The world can't handle that level of adorable.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

I admire the way you own your demons.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

Haha, see, I've never felt that way about these boys. I dont know. Like, I love em and I'm SO HAPPY for Jensen and Danneel but my first reaction was like "OH PLEASE STAY TOGETHER. I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER MCGOSLING OR PADDYWHACK!"

Now...if the boy in my icon ever got engaged to his longtime girlfriend? I might be a little more crazy fangirl...

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

That mysterious voice in my brain was more upset Danneel is never going to marry me now. D:

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

Haha! Funny ;)

[musyc]

*snort* I recently learned a musician I like has a girlfriend and my first thought was WHUT HOW DARE HE, but then I gave myself a strong talking to.

Good for Jensen and Danneel!