Still watching "The Poseidon Adventure" ...

[apocalypsos]

You know what I love? How every time Gene Hackman wanders ahead to check the way out, he comes back and announces, "I've seen the way out!" in this proud, "Told you so!" voice. I keep expecting him to come back from the last one and say, "We're going to be rescued! I've seen the way out! And I saw the pilot starting up the helicopter and the news reports on TV and the movie rights being sold!"

And if Noni isn't the biggest co-dependent little wimp in movie history, I don't know who is.

I'm so hopelessly addicted to the lamest movie genre. It's like trying to explain while I'll watch Hugh Grant movies, regardless of whether or not they both suck and blow.

*sighs*

I think it's time for a round of Anywhere But Here. If I could be Anywhere But Here ... um ... on a boat, sailing to the Bahamas with Johnny Depp, but an amnesiac Johnny who thinks he's Captain Jack Sparrow. Okay, your turn. :)

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[tempestas-lamia.livejournal.com]

If I could be Anywhere But Here ... um ... on a boat, sailing to the Bahamas with Johnny Depp, but an amnesiac Johnny who thinks he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

You and the rest of the world, darlin'.

Uh. That 'darling' was meant in a strictly platonic sense. Uh. Yes. *hides from Tove*

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

If I could be Anywhere But Here?

I'd be on PHLOSTON PARADISE!!! with Keith Hamilton Cobb and a clone of Johnny Depp who thinks he's Captain Jack [so trollprincess is not deprived of her amnesiac Johnny Depp]

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Me. Keanu Reeves. Crystal blue waters of St. John.

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

oooh, choices, choices. Who am I in the mood for?

Christian Kane, a bar (where? anywhere.), preferably with a good blue-rock band (perhaps Kane is between sets), doing shots.

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

If I could be Anywhere But Here I'd be in a huge stately manor in the beautiful English countryside, with Alan Rickman reading me poetry, and a huge bed.

[minotaurs.livejournal.com]

If I could be anywhere but here, I'd be sitting in a cafe on the Rue de Temple in Paris, sipping espresso, watching the pretty boys stroll by.

[unanon.livejournal.com]

LOVE that movie! Novel is even more hilarious.

I'd rather be on a tropical beach wearing a sarong and a floppy hat, sipping frosty beverages, having my shoulders massaged by Ron Perlman. Mmmm..Chestyness AND conversation!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

LOVE that movie! Novel is even more hilarious.


As cheesy as the movie is, at least in the book, Robin bites it. And how Susan really hopes her rapist impregnanated her at the end. *giggles at the awfulness* It reads like such horrible fanfiction, but I love every cheese-ridden page of it.

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[unanon.livejournal.com]

*cackles* OMG, I forgot about the pregnancy-hope.

I took that book along for Nimbus last July and reading bits of it interspersed with heavy Potterdom was kind of surreal.

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[lots42.livejournal.com]

The Posedion Novel was way better. The differing group of survivors rocked more then the movie's survivors

Under the heading of mundane but still fantastic...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

I would settle for a week of watching TV with TrollPrincess, just to hear the snark in real time.

:)

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

San Francisco :)


And, s'far as Hugh Grant movies go, give me Lair of the White Worm any day; why couldn't Amanda Donahoe (in full bodypaint) have been his costar in Notting Hill, I ask you?

[overloved.livejournal.com]

Orlando Bloom. New Zealand. Camping. Tent. Who forgot to bring the second sleeping bag?

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

Sitting in the movie theater, watching a doubleheader of the Firefly and Farscape movies. With Joss next to me, commentating.

Yes, I'm bitter about canceled shows today. Yes, I've been bitter for awhile, now...

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I wish I was the Pinellas Park Library. Which is thirty minutes away.

I'm an easy whore