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apocalypsosI would like some Castiel/Jo fic.
And Castiel/Ellen fic.
And for added fun, Jo/Castiel/Ellen fic.
I would particularly like it if Jo followed turning down Dean's advances by dragging Castiel off to a quiet corner of Bobby's house and deflowering the ever-loving FUCK out of him.
Your move, fandom. Your fucking move.
EDIT: Ooo, ooo! And I want really ridiculously soppy domesticated fic where Jo lives, and gets even more kickass, and hooks up with Castiel, so it's just the two of them on the road together fighting demons and making babies. Because I think the mental image of Castiel holding an infant while Jo cleans guns in the background just sprained something in my brain.
OTHER EDIT: Aaaaaand now I have it in my brain that Jo gets pregnant and Castiel's all, "This vessel has had a child but I have not," and he's fascinated with her being all hot and big-bellied and she's all, "Cas, back OFF and stop rubbing my belly in the gun store," and my GOD, I don't think I've been this into a het pairing on this show since John and Mary.
GUH. GUH GUH GUH.
And Castiel/Ellen fic.
And for added fun, Jo/Castiel/Ellen fic.
I would particularly like it if Jo followed turning down Dean's advances by dragging Castiel off to a quiet corner of Bobby's house and deflowering the ever-loving FUCK out of him.
Your move, fandom. Your fucking move.
EDIT: Ooo, ooo! And I want really ridiculously soppy domesticated fic where Jo lives, and gets even more kickass, and hooks up with Castiel, so it's just the two of them on the road together fighting demons and making babies. Because I think the mental image of Castiel holding an infant while Jo cleans guns in the background just sprained something in my brain.
OTHER EDIT: Aaaaaand now I have it in my brain that Jo gets pregnant and Castiel's all, "This vessel has had a child but I have not," and he's fascinated with her being all hot and big-bellied and she's all, "Cas, back OFF and stop rubbing my belly in the gun store," and my GOD, I don't think I've been this into a het pairing on this show since John and Mary.
GUH. GUH GUH GUH.
