Fuck 2009 with a chainsaw dildo.
Dec. 28th, 2009 06:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI only just missed getting last week's timecard to the receptionist, and therefore to the temp agency, meaning that I may not get paid for last week until next week.
Which is great, because my car needed the rear brake shoes replaced and it's going to cost me $150.
Which is great, because I can only afford maybe a hundred bucks before I start digging into rent money. And that's if I get paid at all this week.
The girl sitting next to me at work plans to ring in the new year by setting fire to a 2009 calendar. I'm SO stealing that idea from her.
... fuck my eggs. Anybody want to buy one of my ovaries?
Which is great, because my car needed the rear brake shoes replaced and it's going to cost me $150.
Which is great, because I can only afford maybe a hundred bucks before I start digging into rent money. And that's if I get paid at all this week.
The girl sitting next to me at work plans to ring in the new year by setting fire to a 2009 calendar. I'm SO stealing that idea from her.
... fuck my eggs. Anybody want to buy one of my ovaries?
