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[apocalypsos]

Dear Massachusetts,

EW. That guy's creepy.

He looks like he's got questionably legal porn stashed away in his truck.

Questionably legal porn ABOUT his truck.

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[lots42.livejournal.com]

Cue story about the real woman falling in love with the Berlin Wall.

Or the other women who fall in love with inanimate objects.

I think one fell in love with a Ferris Wheel.

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

he posed nude in cosmo...

[heather.livejournal.com]

Total creeper. He actually said in his speech that his daughters are "both available".

Mofo, just because you've apparently pimped yourself out doesn't mean that shit transfers to your kids.

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha - you mean that Republican senator (or something) candidate, right? The one whose opponent made Jon Stewart hyperventilate?

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

*sprfle*

I want to see Huckabee/Scott Brown/truck slash.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

The GOP scraped the bottom of the barrel when they ran him because they did not think a Republican had a chance of winning -- why bother running anyone who had hopes of a future in politics since he was only going to get a "lose" on his résumé? It shows.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

Gods, yes. He's an embarrassment. And sleazebag-esque, certainly.