Whoever is typing up the closed captioning on my television must have a stutter.

[apocalypsos]

Also, how sad is it that when my co-worker and I were leaving work today and I ran into and out of the cafeteria to punch out (my temp agency still uses timecards, WTF?!), my co-worker said, "That guy on the other side of the cafeteria was staring at your ass," and instead of feeling all warm and fuzzy, I just shrugged and said, "I probably just have something on my pants"? Even worse, I was right. FML.

Anyway, why think about public humiliation when I could think of good things?

NEW SUPERNATURAL! NEW PROJECT RUNWAY! NEW MODELS SHOW! WOOHOO!