As if this weekend weren't already going to be a blast ...

[apocalypsos]

You know my evil laptop which is hellbent on enslaving humanity, crushing the skulls of innocent kittens, cheating on its taxes, and various other crimes meant solely to drive me bloody insane?

Well, today, my parents sent me the stuff I needed to file my taxes. And also, three two-hundred-dollar savings bonds I didn't even know I had. If I cash those savings bonds and toss them in with the money I've already got saved, I can go to Wal-Mart on Saturday and pick up a brand spanking new computer.

WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO! *user does the Numfar dance of joy*

So it's entirely possible that not only will Sunday include several hours of film-related fun for me, but also, the use of sharp, fiery, and/or explosive implements to smite my laptop. And yes, something this evil needs smiting. Trust me.

Comments

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

I remember when you worshipped that laptop. ;) And petted it.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That was before I got that exorcism.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

If you come to our Oscar party, you can bring the laptop. I'll hook it into our network, and then you can LJ during the oscar's with it. :)

Bring your whole Oscar crew.

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

alright you may smote it down the mountainside but you have to take pics so we know that it isnt going to come back in your sleep and throttle you.

[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

I have the same kind of love/hate thing with my laptop. Truly.

Rock on with the new puter!

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

Make sure to smite it hard.

[tsiankiio.livejournal.com]

Oh, Smiting! I wanna come smite. I remember when we had tech tv and we taped them throwing that computer over the cliff and then watched it over and over and over again. And then when they got out the sledge hammer...

Oops, I have to go offer burnt CDs and wine to my computer, because I think it's objecting to my previous comments

congrats on the poss. new computer

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

and good luck in the smiting!

[musyc]

Oooooooh, lucky. Smiting computers = much with the entertainment. I smote an ex's (dead) computer. Very exhilarating.