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Jul. 2nd, 2003 11:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosBAKED TROLL
Place troll in itty bitty bikini on long flat surface under cloudless summer sky. Turn sun up to 7 kajillion degrees. Bake for an hour on each side until crispy brown and bubbly all over. Remove from sun exposure, and let cool in front of "Trading Spaces" rerun with frosty beverage.
If one side of Baked Troll should turn black and catch on fire, stop playing "The Sims Superstar" and come flip me over, damn it!
Place troll in itty bitty bikini on long flat surface under cloudless summer sky. Turn sun up to 7 kajillion degrees. Bake for an hour on each side until crispy brown and bubbly all over. Remove from sun exposure, and let cool in front of "Trading Spaces" rerun with frosty beverage.
If one side of Baked Troll should turn black and catch on fire, stop playing "The Sims Superstar" and come flip me over, damn it!
