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[apocalypsos]

BAKED TROLL

Place troll in itty bitty bikini on long flat surface under cloudless summer sky. Turn sun up to 7 kajillion degrees. Bake for an hour on each side until crispy brown and bubbly all over. Remove from sun exposure, and let cool in front of "Trading Spaces" rerun with frosty beverage.

If one side of Baked Troll should turn black and catch on fire, stop playing "The Sims Superstar" and come flip me over, damn it!

Comments

[tree220.livejournal.com]

well one I'm not playing Sims Superstar at the moment since I'm at work and they frown on that kind stuff and two I'm leaving at 1 to go buy powerball pickets so I don't think I can do it. not to mention the fact that since you haven't moved to NOVA yet it would be rather far for me to run and you'd be a pile ash before I can get there.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

And to go with the Baked Troll, today we also feature a lovely entree of Roasted Red Wench with a side of aloe vera sauce. I hear ya, TP. Five hours by a swimming pool does wonders for the skin cancer possibilities....

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

I have got to get some dang sun. I mean, vampire extras on Buffy have more color than I do! But I really don't think the State'd be too thrilled to find me hanging out up on the roof of the 12th floor observation deck catchin' some rays. Damn it.