Everybody's a comedian.

[apocalypsos]

In response to my mom calling to schedule a vet appointment for the new kitten and informing the vet that -- for the very first time in the thirty years that she's been taking her cats to him, other than the Himalayan she bought me as a teenager -- this new kitten would not be a Siamese, the vet expressed shock, saying, "You bought them all and now they're out of Siamese, is that it?"

Also, my mother is allowing my dad to take her to go see Hot Tub Time Machine today. I almost said yes to going with them not to see the movie, but to witness her sitting in a viewing of Hot Tub Time Machine.