As if he didn't already look creepy enough ...

[apocalypsos]

And then Justin Bieber unhinged his jaw and swallowed the People photographer whole. The end.

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[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

I can't decide what's more disturbing - his face, or his hair.

So glad my daughter hasn't discovered boys yet...

[illian.livejournal.com]

Well, if they discover him, they may still have eluded that particular landmark on a technicality.

[xturtle.livejournal.com]

That poor kid been beat with an ugly log. It's a good thing pre-teen girls have warped taste. (Hey, I remember the New Kids on the Block. I know whereof I speak.)

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

That pic looks like a movie poster for Anaconda 4: Attack of the human anaconda boy.

[indiana-j.livejournal.com]

And then Justin Bieber unhinged his jaw and swallowed the People photographer whole. The end.

Best news article EVER.

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

That picture will haunt me until the day I die. WHY?????

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

If he's the WORLDS BIGGEST POP STAR, how come I've never heard of him. You can't declare him the WORLDS BIGGEST anything purely on projections!

I'm trying to figure out what he reminds me of. Neil Gaiman's Corinthian. >:(

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize he existed until he came on Leno after Zachary Levi (who was the only reason I was watching.) I kept watching because I was kind of curious what he sounded like, but had to turn it off after about 3 seconds of his pubescent voice. Yikes.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I feel for those with perfect pitch when they drag out the NEWEST YOUNGEST HOTTEST BESTEST EVER POPSTAR and make them perform live.

[prettybird.livejournal.com]

What's really sad to me is that with all the photos they took, that was the one they thought was the best.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

I keep looking for the retweet button but it's just not there.

[agent-mimi.livejournal.com]

The cover looks like it was photographed by the same guy that took our junior high school student photos.

[intothewild206.livejournal.com]

hahaha!

[nrrrdy-grrrl.livejournal.com]

Pepsi gushed out my nose. Thx

[burningchaos.livejournal.com]

I must be getting old, I have no clue who he is, what his music is or why anyone would want to listen to a baby like him sing. This country is full of sheep.

[space-battle.livejournal.com]

Lots of people say he looks like a lesbian but I don't see it. He just looks like an empty little man thing that could chew through my soul like candy with his white white teeth. Ew.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

I think they missed 'mouth' off the end of 'World's biggest pop star'.

Seriously - WTF? I'm the mother of a teenage girl, and I can confidently say that is not something she would find attractive.

[oaktree89.livejournal.com]

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

lolll

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

He looks like a caricature of Jim Carey.

[jenni-the-odd.livejournal.com]

Having seen the kid in person, up close (14 year-old sister won tickets on the radio to see him in a little-bitty concert for about 40 people about a month before he started being EVERYWHERE and I had to be her Designated Adult), he's adorable in that "how did this fetus get a recording contract" sort of way. But puberty is going to smack him around something awful, I suspect.
Best-case scenario, I think, his features don't start stretching out bizarrely and he winds up looking like a cross between Jim Carrey and John Krasinski. Which makes for an adorable, if not necessarily conventionally attractive, human.

[scrubs-25-aj.livejournal.com]

I do believe, miss, that you just made me day.

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

See, that doesn't look too bad to me. It was the Ellen Pompeo cover of I think Style Magazine Self situated to the right of Justin's teeth in the display that creeped me out mightily. She looked like Alice Krige in that soul-sucking lion people movie.