Tuesday night television
Apr. 13th, 2010 10:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosA few comments, really:
-- I know Adam coming back was looked on as a bit gimmicky, but I thought he gave really great on-the-point advice.
-- The best of the night were Crystal, Lee, and Mike for me. Casey's usually better than that so I give him a bit of leeway. Everybody else? Meh. (Tim did do well, but ... well, it's Tim. Tim's really good job is, like, Crystal's bad day, you know what I mean?)
-- Did Ryan seriously call Tim "Turban"? at some point? Sheesh.
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The good:
-- Hey, did you hear Jane Lynch is getting married to her girlfriend? It has nothing to do with the episode other than Jane Lynch is FUCKING AWESOME. :D
-- Speaking of ... SUE! Sue, who is always amazing and horrible and mean and fantastic.
-- Ah, everybody is still as annoying as ever. I would never EVER hang out with any character on this show but they're awfully fun to watch in a trainwreck sort of way.
-- "We were seduced by their glitz and glamour." Brittany needs to MARRY ME.
-- Actually, Brittany and Santana need to marry me. Ahem.
-- "There was a mouse in mine." "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" I don't even know what to do with her, honestly.
-- "I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin." Cheap shot, but I LOL'ed.
-- IDINA MENZEL.
-- I almost like Terri when the show just lets her be mean.
-- STRIKE A POSE.
The bad:
-- "I have a slushy-stained training bra to prove it." Oh, there is no way in hell Rachel's still wearing a training bra.
-- "That guy who made all the wrong choices?" Projecting much, Will? Also, considering what many of those "bad choices" the writers put on Quinn and Terri ... yuck.
-- I will bet you any amount of money that Sue somehow got skeevy Jesse to come and hit on Rachel specifically to toy with Rachel and destroy the glee club. Let's see if I'm right. Seriously, he makes my skin crawl, pretty impressive considering how many characters on this show can be real assholes. (Oh, hey, turns out Idina Menzel sicced skeevy Jesse on Rachel. Eh, close enough.)
-- Aw, come on, Brittany and Santana, don't be display lesbians.
-- Oh, God, Emma's a virgin. This could go so very, VERY wrong.
-- I hate My Big Fat Gleek Chorus. (Otherwise known as, "Today on Glee, the four characters we can point to when we slap ourselves on the back for being diverse will have one scene in which they get a chance to really speak, they'll all share that scene, and they'll all be talking sense into a white lead. Yay, diversity!")
-- Gee, thanks for the Old Maids Club, show. Really.
-- I really hate how they continue to refer to Emma's OCD as "crazy." It's like, well, we can't fail our characters of color, our GLBT characters, or our disabled characters enough, let's fail with the one with mental problems, too.
In summation: Ah, the thrill of Vogue, the agony of "No, I'm sorry, did you just make Brittany and Santana display lesbians?" Also, have I mentioned how much I hate Madonna? I should have so much fun next week. Ugh.
-- I know Adam coming back was looked on as a bit gimmicky, but I thought he gave really great on-the-point advice.
-- The best of the night were Crystal, Lee, and Mike for me. Casey's usually better than that so I give him a bit of leeway. Everybody else? Meh. (Tim did do well, but ... well, it's Tim. Tim's really good job is, like, Crystal's bad day, you know what I mean?)
-- Did Ryan seriously call Tim "Turban"? at some point? Sheesh.
*
The good:
-- Hey, did you hear Jane Lynch is getting married to her girlfriend? It has nothing to do with the episode other than Jane Lynch is FUCKING AWESOME. :D
-- Speaking of ... SUE! Sue, who is always amazing and horrible and mean and fantastic.
-- Ah, everybody is still as annoying as ever. I would never EVER hang out with any character on this show but they're awfully fun to watch in a trainwreck sort of way.
-- "We were seduced by their glitz and glamour." Brittany needs to MARRY ME.
-- Actually, Brittany and Santana need to marry me. Ahem.
-- "There was a mouse in mine." "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" I don't even know what to do with her, honestly.
-- "I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin." Cheap shot, but I LOL'ed.
-- IDINA MENZEL.
-- I almost like Terri when the show just lets her be mean.
-- STRIKE A POSE.
The bad:
-- "I have a slushy-stained training bra to prove it." Oh, there is no way in hell Rachel's still wearing a training bra.
-- "That guy who made all the wrong choices?" Projecting much, Will? Also, considering what many of those "bad choices" the writers put on Quinn and Terri ... yuck.
-- I will bet you any amount of money that Sue somehow got skeevy Jesse to come and hit on Rachel specifically to toy with Rachel and destroy the glee club. Let's see if I'm right. Seriously, he makes my skin crawl, pretty impressive considering how many characters on this show can be real assholes. (Oh, hey, turns out Idina Menzel sicced skeevy Jesse on Rachel. Eh, close enough.)
-- Aw, come on, Brittany and Santana, don't be display lesbians.
-- Oh, God, Emma's a virgin. This could go so very, VERY wrong.
-- I hate My Big Fat Gleek Chorus. (Otherwise known as, "Today on Glee, the four characters we can point to when we slap ourselves on the back for being diverse will have one scene in which they get a chance to really speak, they'll all share that scene, and they'll all be talking sense into a white lead. Yay, diversity!")
-- Gee, thanks for the Old Maids Club, show. Really.
-- I really hate how they continue to refer to Emma's OCD as "crazy." It's like, well, we can't fail our characters of color, our GLBT characters, or our disabled characters enough, let's fail with the one with mental problems, too.
In summation: Ah, the thrill of Vogue, the agony of "No, I'm sorry, did you just make Brittany and Santana display lesbians?" Also, have I mentioned how much I hate Madonna? I should have so much fun next week. Ugh.
