Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Please don't make it so that I have to spend any more of the $594 left from my paycheck on my hurting tooth than I can afford to lose.
Sincerely,
Me
*crosses fingers*
Please don't make it so that I have to spend any more of the $594 left from my paycheck on my hurting tooth than I can afford to lose.
Sincerely,
Me
*crosses fingers*