Mother*fucker*.

[apocalypsos]

When I started driving home tonight, my car was running okay. Then there was this weird smell. Nothing too bad at first, until all of a sudden it was all I could smell and it was like rubber and GODDAMN IT, if my car breaks down again, I give the fuck UP.

If I have to put up another Paypal button over this stupid car -- and if it breaks down, seriously, I'll have no fucking choice -- I'm going to start crying and not stop for at least a week.

I'd still be shitting myself if it weren't for the fact that LEE AND CRYSTAL. LEE AND CRYSTAL ON MY TV SCREEN SINGING "FALLING SLOWLY" AS A KICKASS DUET. LOOK AT THIS. "MY MUSICAL CRUSH." SHE CAN'T STOP PLAYING WITH HIS FRETS. WHAT IS THIS. I CAN'T EVEN.

EDIT: Look, I know they keep showing Crystal's boyfriend every time she has shippy moment with Lee just to fuck with me. And while he seems very sweet and supportive and everything, he's also dorky enough to make me not feel so bad about imagining her dumping him for Lee.

Comments

[seimaisin.livejournal.com]

You know, you were the first person I thought of when that whole duet was over. The whole thing was WONDERFUL. ♥

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

They sang a love song as a gorgeous duet. They got props for their chemistry. They flirted and used the phrase "musical crush."

It was like my THESIS. *hearts*

[trinity_clare]

Because I haven't actually watched AI yet - if Lee and Crystal sang Falling Slowly, were the judges forced to actually say Kris Allen's name, or did they navigate awkwardly around it?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't recall them mentioning Kris's name, although to be fair I was too busy freaking the hell out over Lee and Crystal.

[pandorablu.livejournal.com]

they didn't

Kris is officially persona non grata to this show

... if someone sings Heartless heads will roll

[trinity_clare]

NO ONE WOULD BE THAT STUPID.

...Okay, this is Idol we're talking about. PLEASE, PLEASE LET NO ONE BE THAT STUPID.

[pandorablu.livejournal.com]

OH I'M TAKING BETS

Casey hasn't sung a Kris song this season so if he survives watch him sing it next week. Since now EVERYONE ELSE HAS *headdesk*

[trinity_clare]

SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS UP. ARGH.

[florahart]

*before* you drive your car again, have a look at the belts. They're you know, rubber, and look basically like the piece of rubber that makes the brush thing in the vacuum go around, only longer. Fraying is bad.

I say before, because if the timing belt is fraying, you really want to get that dealt with *before* it breaks. After it breaks is, IME, Very Bad.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it smelled a lot like it did the one time I had a belt break on another car. I'm planning to get up early tomorrow and check it out.

[pandorablu.livejournal.com]

... i like Lee and Crystal fine but NO ONE should have touched Falling Slowly. That was one of Kris' ~moments. But considering they apparently can't even SAY HIS NAME this season I'm not surprised

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

What happened with Kris that made his name "unspeakable"?

*is mightily ignorant about this stuff*

[pandorablu.livejournal.com]

NOTHING

... well except for ruin the producers dream Gokey/Adam Top 2 and win the silly thing :(

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's...spectacularly petty.

[pandorablu.livejournal.com]

the AI producers/judges are PARTICULARLY petty, especially about Kris this season. They will mention him tangentially but for some reason can't say his name, it's completely ridiculous. Especially when you consider that they will mention Adam at the drop of a hat and they had him MENTOR this season.

... didn't mean to hijack this post with my Idol rage LOL XD

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

*sends car don't break down vibes your way*