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[apocalypsos]

Dizzy blonde pop star-turned-reality TV queen Jessica Simpson was so convinced she was pregnant after she reading she was expecting in America's gossip magazines, she insisted on a check-up. The singer admits she fell for the rumors about herself after gossips mistook her longing for a pet dog as a strong hint she was about to become a mum.

*blinks*

You, Miss Simpson? Are a fucking IDIOT.

Comments

[dinanimo.livejournal.com]

Oh. My fucking. God.

I just -- *sputters* For fuck's sake, woman, grow a brain. *seethes*

[painispretty.livejournal.com]

The idiots are taking over. The idiots are taking over. *runs*

Simpson

[seferin.livejournal.com]

The depressing thing is that she is rich, the idol of millions, the fantasy of more, and her life is considered entertaining enough for the rest of us to want to look.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

now if only someone would tell her something useful.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

You, Miss Simpson? Are a fucking IDIOT.

You say that like it's a surprise....

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I knew she was an idiot, but I didn't think anyone was this stupid. And that says a lot coming from me, but then again, we're talking about a woman who apparently thinks other people know better than she does what's going on in her own uterus.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

Um, hon? She's NOT for real. It's a schtick. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, it's a really annoying schtick. How anybody's amused by this behavior, I'll never know.

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Here's for the next tabloid rumor that she's carrying the child of Satan...

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm not suffering from a bit of a beer belly. I'm actually carrying the baby of Brad Pitt.

No, really.

Well, it was worth a try. Although to be honest, I'd like to skip the baby and just get to the sex with Brad Pitt part.

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

Thank GOD she's not pregnant. Someone that stupid should not be allowed to breed.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.
Either this is the next phase of her increasingly tiresome exaggerated shtick, or she really IS that lame.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Well, I think we no longer need to worry about the risk of her spawning, at least.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

What bothers me is that there's two options in this scenario --

a.) She really is this stupid, in which case she needs to be put into a home.

Or ...

b.) She's only acting, which means she doesn't mind if the entire planet thinks she's retarded.

Either option makes her a moron. The second one just makes her an even more unlikable one.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

If she's acting, she's REALLY GOOD at it, because she can exhibit a DEVASTATING lack of interest/thought.

I just... I just... why does this woman have money?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I just... I just... why does this woman have money?

Somewhere between the money, the fame, and the stupidity, she's like Forrest Gump with breasts. And they're not even all that big. Sheesh.