AI

[apocalypsos]

-- I was far too excited to see Hall and Oates.
-- I hate when they edit that line in "You Oughta Know". It never sounds right. (Crystal/Alanis femmeslash ... I, er, may need some now.)
-- YAY BRET MICHAELS! I only heard he was going to be on tonight a half-hour ago. I'm glad he's well enough to hit the stage tonight.
-- MY CAT FORKS. Seriously, Vitamin Water?
-- I somehow managed to avoid watching the "Pants On The Ground" thing this season. Until now.
-- The downside of never having watched before is that when all of those past contestants came out on stage I knew, like, five of them.
-- I've come to realize that while I like Siobhan when she's not singing, when she is she kinda loses me somewhere between the faces she makes and the weird way she enunciates her words.
-- Janet Jackson's new haircut is gorgeous.
-- How can you go wrong with Janet fucking Jackson?
-- I just want to shamelessly rub myself against that Lee/Crystal montage. Is that so wrong?
-- For the record, they haven't announced the winner at this point, but whichever one of them it is, they both did a really great job this season.
-- Aaaaaand the winner is ...











(oh poor lee he looks like he's going to have a heart attack)












OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY?! YAY LEE!

\o/

"Crystal, I love you." OTP MOMENT OF ZEN WOOHOO.

(Okay, so here's my thing, right? This is a good thing. This is like how I felt about last season's results. AI would have had no damn clue what to do with Adam as the winner. And it would have completely screwed up what to do with Crystal. So this is OKAY. I can DIG THIS. And now if you'll excuse me, I have to GO SCRAPE strippedpink OFF THE CEILING OF THE PLANET.)