My mother comes up with the perfect solution ...

[apocalypsos]

... to the oil spill.

Me: I think they need to take the CEO and use that douchebag to plug the hole.
Mom: I think they need to put his ass in the cone of shame.



That'll teach him.

Comments

[eight-demands.livejournal.com]

Did you hear about the open letter calling Obama "anti-British" for his attacks on BP and their CEO? I wish I were making that shit up.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, that was lovely. Didn't it say something like how he was self-centered or something for saying he'd fire the guy? Hell, the dipstick should have quit already.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

So apparently all British people are greed-happy criminally careless fuckwits?

[eight-demands.livejournal.com]

Apparently criticizing one person or company means you're criticizing an entire nation. Who knew?

[coolgrin.livejournal.com]

They should do both.

[jacinthsong.livejournal.com]

Noooo! Not the cone of shame!

You've seen this, right? :)

Stay With Me Here

[lots42.livejournal.com]

After the Enron scandal there was a Punisher comic book where Frank uncovered details of a Floridian power company that was going to turn off the lights across the state to save money. They knew bad, fatal shit would happen but did not care.

Frank didn't like the last part and decicded to go murder-crazy on the company.

Yes, I have a fictional-story-would-be-awesome point here.

[storm_dancer]

The Cone of Shame!

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

Your mother has the most AWESOME ideas. No taking off the cone of shame until they actually fix it! Great incentive.