Everybody's just a little bit gay.

[apocalypsos]

My brother went to see The A-Team.

Bryan: Dude, Bradley Cooper is ripped. He had his shirt off for this one scene and me and my friend were just like, "Damn."
Me: So basically if you had to have sex with a guy, you'd pick Bradley Cooper?
Bryan: There's no "had to" about it. I would totally have sex with Bradley Cooper.
Me: So he's your Get Out Of Heterosexuality Free Card?
Bryan: Oh, yeah.

I won't be impressed until he has more than one Get Out Of Heterosexuality Free Card, but still.

EDIT: Also, somebody give Ralph Macchio a TV show. Seriously.

Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio from Ralph Macchio

Comments

Re Ralph

[doqz.livejournal.com]

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Ooh, good to know: of all of the actors, BC was the only one who didn't seem to "get" his own character. The others were all spot-on. But if BC is pretty to look at, that's half the battle right there.

The title of RM's show is hilarious, you have to at least give him that!

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

I meant in interviews, BC didn't seem to "get" the character of Face. Haven't seen the movie yet!

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Sorry to spam you but, having watched Wax On, F**k off, I see what you mean. HE IS ADORABLE. I seriously lost it at least half a dozen times -- there are more laughs in this 4 minute filmlette than in most sitcoms. I want him to have a show, but he has to take the writers with him.

[misty-writes.livejournal.com]

I approve greatly of a Ralph Macchio TV show.

[brihana25.livejournal.com]

God, I love Ralph. I've had the biggest crush on him since I was like, 12.

I wonder if that's really Phyllis in the video. It's been so long since I've seen her that I really can't remember what she looked like. Gotta be his son, though. And how great is it that his name's apparently Daniel?

And I'm a conscientious A-Team objector. ;)

Re: Re Ralph

[brihana25.livejournal.com]

I love that video.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Everybody's just a little bit gay.

Better than a little bit racist...

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

Ralph Macchio apparently lives a town or two away from where I grew up. A while back I worked with a kid who was a cashier at a grocery store and Ralph went food shopping once. This kid carded him. I am so in love with that video.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, the A-Team was amazing. If you need a pick-me-up and can afford it, go. Go see it. Now. RIGHT NOW. GO.

DO IT FOR MURDOCK.

and stay through the credits, for god's sake, WHY DO PEOPLE LEAVE BEFORE THE CREDITS ANYMORE

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

Phyllis and his children in the video are played by actors.

[brihana25.livejournal.com]

Then that's a fantastic job of casting.

[ou-peachus.livejournal.com]

I've shared this with everyone I know. I would LOVE for this to be a show.

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

I used to have a giant crush on the original Murdock when I was young. (I'm over it, I swear. Ahem.) He's most of the reason I'd made up my mind not to go see the movie. Are you saying he's... well, Murdock? Because I may reconsider. It's hard to believe D. Schultz is replaceable, though.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

That video is so awesome!