Everybody's just a little bit gay.

[apocalypsos]

My brother went to see The A-Team.

Bryan: Dude, Bradley Cooper is ripped. He had his shirt off for this one scene and me and my friend were just like, "Damn."
Me: So basically if you had to have sex with a guy, you'd pick Bradley Cooper?
Bryan: There's no "had to" about it. I would totally have sex with Bradley Cooper.
Me: So he's your Get Out Of Heterosexuality Free Card?
Bryan: Oh, yeah.

I won't be impressed until he has more than one Get Out Of Heterosexuality Free Card, but still.

EDIT: Also, somebody give Ralph Macchio a TV show. Seriously.

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Comments

[brihana25.livejournal.com]

God, I love Ralph. I've had the biggest crush on him since I was like, 12.

I wonder if that's really Phyllis in the video. It's been so long since I've seen her that I really can't remember what she looked like. Gotta be his son, though. And how great is it that his name's apparently Daniel?

And I'm a conscientious A-Team objector. ;)

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

Phyllis and his children in the video are played by actors.

[brihana25.livejournal.com]

Then that's a fantastic job of casting.