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[apocalypsos]

The chip out of my tooth? Officially anoying the piss out of me.

It's not like it hurts at all, it's just ... *pokes it with the end of my tongue* ... it's so big. I went to Suncoast Video today, and all I could think was, "Why bother buying the 'Firefly' box set when I can just pop it into my mouth and smuggle it out in my dental work?"

And the thing that bothers me the most is that at no time did a piece of tooth fall from my mouth. This means, for those of you not keeping track, that either I've swallowed the son of a bitch, or the undeveloped twin hiding in my stomach is trying to bribe the Tooth Fairy in a vile attempt to escape through my chest and pelt me with quarters. I've decided for the sake of creativity and comedy to stand behind the latter option.

EDIT: All right, who's the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to sell scissors that are attached to the cardboard backing with plastic thingies you have to cut off?

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[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

Thats kinda like the guy who sells seashells by the seashore.

lol yeah the scissors thing always annoyed me

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

Along with putting plastic cutters in solid hard plastic covers.

*chuckles and pokes the evil twin thing-- leave her alone-- gotta have a dj i like danggit!*

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

It's not like it hurts at all, it's just ... *pokes it with the end of my tongue* ... it's so big.

ROTFLMAO! Where have I heard that before? *G*
BTW, I thought you didn't like Firefly.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I didn't say I didn't like it. I've just only watched about half of the pilot episode. That'll do it.

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

"Train Job" or the real pilot?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Actually, a little bit of both, as I discovered today. I did like what I saw of it when it was still on the air, I just didn't get to see much of it because of the time slot.

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

Firefly had a time slot? You'd never know it with all the baseball games Fox aired instead.

I think it would be too funny if the movie is a success and the series returns to tv on another network. I'd love to watch the Fox suits choke on their own stupidity.

[fyrdrakken]

Sounds like my Dad on Sunday night, while eating dinner. "Uh oh... My crown is missing..." He eventually concluded that he'd swallowed it.