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[apocalypsos]

Former employees of Whole Foods Market have sued the natural foods supermarket operator, saying it did not take proper action to prevent a male customer from parading through a Santa Fe store wearing white, see-through biking shorts with no underwear.

*dies laughing until hyperventilation sets in*

You know what I would have done? Just followed him around, as innocently and blatantly as possible. Then, when he got annoyed and asked me why I was following him, I'd just point at his crotch and giggle and loudly say in a very cheerful voice, "I can see your penis!"

This is why I have never been offered a job in supermarket management.