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[apocalypsos]

Former employees of Whole Foods Market have sued the natural foods supermarket operator, saying it did not take proper action to prevent a male customer from parading through a Santa Fe store wearing white, see-through biking shorts with no underwear.

*dies laughing until hyperventilation sets in*

You know what I would have done? Just followed him around, as innocently and blatantly as possible. Then, when he got annoyed and asked me why I was following him, I'd just point at his crotch and giggle and loudly say in a very cheerful voice, "I can see your penis!"

This is why I have never been offered a job in supermarket management.

Comments

[gwen-louise.livejournal.com]

**wipes away tears of mirth** Thank you very much for making my day. I personally think you would do very well in supermarket management.

nods

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

you obviously have too much sense for such a job!

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

Only in Santa Fe.... Buncha hippies. :)

Bikini Blow-up

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

*points a finger and laughs* We seem to have the same view on the phrase "customer service".

[hippiechiq.livejournal.com]

*snorts brain through nose*
That's just beautiful.