apocalypsos | I hate birds.

16:56 When will we have our "Have you no sense of decency?" moment as a nation? #
17:27 Have spent all day listening to audiobook of Swan Song. The work day is flying by + I'm reminded I need to write a post-apocalyptic novel. #
17:29 @hoorayabear @LadyAtheist "If he knows me as well as he's supposed to, he wouldn't be speaking to me through you" comes to mind. #
18:29 @moirarogersbree I dropped my phone once into jalepeño cheddar cheese dip. I'm smooth, yo. #
20:22 @txvoodoo @pourmecoffee I maintain that he's only telling them to run due to an urge to see Real World: The White House. #
21:05 What amuses me about cons complaining about the crazy eyes in Bachmann's cover is that they believe pictures of her w/o crazy eyes exist. #
21:11 I just realized that PR All-Stars won't spur the usual round of Find The Straight Guy. #
21:13 @alysonmiers I stared at the Newsweek cover and got the Tales From The Crypt theme music stuck in my head for an hour. #
21:15 I can't even play Find This Season's Irritating Twit. It's Kenley. Now what? #
22:18 Dear GOP presidential candidates: I'd like Dubya to run again. I currently find him less appalling than nearly every single one of you. #
22:20 Newsweek's cover is photographic proof that even Bachmann's eyebrows are too disgusted to remain in the same room with her. #
22:25 The lack of a possible Santino/Austin hookup on PR All-Stars reminded me that On The Road was the longest 'shipping vid I have ever seen. #
05:04 Heroine Addiction, by me. :) t.co/gaMT6Wq #pleaseRT #lgbt #ebooks #kindle #books #superheroes #comics #amreading #pleasebuymybook #
07:18 Dear Wisconsin: Good luck today kicking the American-hating dicks out of office! *crosses fingers for you* #wiunion #
07:21 Like comics? Like diverse characters? Like helping broke writers pay their bills? Tell your friends to buy my book. :) t.co/gaMT6Wq #
07:32 Dear people who live above the Mason-Dixon line yet fly the Confederate flag ... no. #
07:32 Note to guys in pickups: If your truck sports Truck Nuts, I always assume you have amputated your own to make them. #
07:57 @Paradisacorbasi Oh, def. It just pisses me off more up here for some reason. You can't really argue "southern pride" in Pennsylvania. #
09:08 @heavenscalyx Oh, definitely. But the argument for flying one comes off twice as stupid when you don't actually live in the South. #
10:36 WTF?! "@timjonze: Boris is asking Londoners to remember the great times during the Royal Wedding! Is he fucking serious?!?" #
10:49 I had to park four bajillion miles from the front door at work. My cake batter Cuppucino will be an actual cake when I get inside. #
13:15 I may have vented my frustrations at the current political atmosphere in letter form and sent it to the White House. Um. #
13:24 @kvetchingyenta \o/ #
14:45 Track Palin + his wife of 3 mths just had a baby. You may question a 3-mth gestation, but I read a gay paranormal romance like this once. #
14:51 Dear self: It's already embarrassing enough when you mouth along to your MP3 player at work. Maybe you can skip past the Numa Numa song. #
14:55 "@AllenWest: $$" Oh, get a room, you two. #