I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 17:20 Protip: Never blow bubble gum into the wind. #
• 20:59 Marco Rubio says Social Security and Medicare has made us weak and lazy. Yeah, those worthless elderly and/or disabled slackers. #
• 21:03 I do like my Zune - I kid because I love - but I do wish I didn't have to write out its uploading time in Roman numerals. #
• 21:07 In the vein of "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter", I would give my left arm to see "Theodore Roosevelt, Steampunk Superhero". #
• 21:10 @clex_monkie89 ... Abraham Lincoln didn't slay vampires? :( #
• 07:30 Dear folks who call the earthquake God's judgment on gay marriage: If that's so, his aim is terrible. The gay-marriage states are up here. #
• 07:34 The hurricane's name is Irene. My aunt's name is Irene. I'm hard-pressed not to picture my aunt bounding north while swilling fuzzy navels. #
• 13:08 My brother is on his 8th week of layoff, is going back to college Monday + is STILL getting stymied by unemployment. Any help @RepTomMarino? #
• 13:11 He has absolutely no money to look for work, go to school or pay bills. The only reason he still has a roof over his head is the parents. #

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