I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 17:18 Today I learned Pat Boone once sang a version of Tutti Frutti. It was the surprise musical equivalent of being drowned in plain oatmeal. #
• 17:20 Every time someone pranks a telemarketer I think, "You DO know they're not some d-bag with a phone book + too much free time, right?" #
• 17:25 @clex_monkie89 I worked as a telemarketer for seven months. Worst job EVER. The only reason I took it was b/c I ran out of unemployment. #
• 21:23 Need something to read during the hurricane? How about a novel about a bisexual biracial rockabilly ex-superheroine? ;) t.co/XVqg4aa #
• 09:27 "Ron Paul Says Hurricane Victims Should Act Like It's 1900 In Galveston" How, with lots of dying? Didn't we already do that w/Katrina? #
• 11:04 The local cheerleaders are having a car wash down the street. Meanwhile, Mother Nature's power washing the state for free tomorrow. #
• 11:25 @sarahdessen I bought ice cream cones yesterday (for my party cake ice cream) and Doritos today. I feel you. #
• 11:30 My birthday's in a month. I'd like to see how many times I can get a link to my book RTed by then. Please RT? :) t.co/XVqg4aa #
• 11:40 @kayim Actually, there's a PDF version of the book here. :) t.co/6ZGHwpD #
• 11:59 President Obama is at FEMA headquarters. IIRC, at this point during Katrina, Bush was eating birthday cake with John McCain. #
• 12:03 For anyone looking for hurricane-related viewing, there's a great "Isaac's Storm" documentary on Google video. #
• 12:16 CA: "Ha, ha, we could handle that wussy earthquake in our sleep." East coast: "Oh, really? How about one of these?" *has hurricane* #

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