I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 15:50 Also, still no power. Kill me now. #
• 16:29 POWER OMG I HAVE SOME. :D #
• 17:51 @feliciaday Hi! I was just wondering if you'd like a copy of my biracial bisexual ex-superheroine book. I think you'd really enjoy it. :) #
• 18:15 The @fuggirls noted Justin Bieber is Amanda Bynes in She's The Man. I just screamed in my apartment, "THAT'S who he reminds me of!" #
• 18:16 Well, that, and like he has to constantly tell Eric Stoltz to stop giving him earrings. #
• 18:21 Dear Yahoo: I don't want to remember 9/11 on Aug. 29. I'm not all that keen on remembering it on 9/11. You know why? Because 9/11 *sucked.* #
• 18:52 Reading the list of trending topics makes me want to get WHY ARE YOU ALL SCREAMING trending. #
• 19:37 @rosannecash Ugh, someone seriously did that? That's so vile. #
• 19:48 @rosicka To be fair, a Fourth Doctor scarf of the appropriate length should at the very least require its own seat on the plane. #
• 19:51 Um. Hmm. I ... huh. Okay. *reads email again* *does curious-puppy head tilt* #doingdeliberatelyvaguelikeachamp #
• 20:28 @rklipman OMG, that is awesome. :D #
• 21:06 @cleolinda @moirarogersbree Okay, I just read that and between the geekiness and his choice in plays *I* want to go out with him. #
• 22:05 You know your dancing show may not be "with the stars" when the only Kardashian you can manage to cast is the one with a penis. #
• 22:13 Chaz Bono + Ricki Lake are going to be on DwtS. If Chaz hauls Debbie Harry out during Ricki Lake's dance, someone check her wig for bombs. #
• 22:17 @fuggirls She was in Leverage last season. Notice I said "in" rather than "acted in." She was in it, much like the furniture + Nate's booze. #
• 07:16 Remember, folks: Irene was not the fault of the same weather patterns in the Atlantic every fucking year. It was gay guys getting hitched. #
• 09:44 Next up: Cantor will not provide tax dollars for anyone unless he gets to publicly jerk off to a kitten-crushing video first. #
• 09:49 For the record, guys, I'm not into Magic: The Gathering, but it's cool if you're into it. However, a play about Dahmer's life? Sign me up! #
• 09:50 Just keep in mind that I may be the girl who fact-checks the script and brings along her serial killer cards to read during intermission. #
• 10:14 To anyone who thinks U.S. disaster victims don't deserve help b/c they asked for it by living where they live: t.co/spHhs2I #
• 14:45 In retrospect, the scariest thing about "Jason Takes Manhattan" is that he would have had it to take it back from the Muppets first. #

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