apocalypsos | I hate birds.

21:08 Apparently the Adagio order I received today is my 20th order with them. Contents: wild strawberry, rooibos vanilla chai, Irish breakfast. #
21:10 I highly recommend all three from there. Also the toasted marshmallow, my pumpkin parfait blend, and the Valentine's tea. #
21:15 @TakenByTheWind Heh. I'd protest, but ... well. Twentieth order. ;) #
21:26 Yummy treat! Here is a $5 gift certificate to Adagio Teas: 2483116079. Expires in 24 hours. t.co/jcJbjaY #
21:47 @JohnFugelsang Dick Cheney is a wonderful person, and I'm not just saying that because I'm soaking wet and gasping for breath. #
22:13 "@thinkprogress: Pat Buchanan suggests affirmative action for "white males" We have that already. It's called 'everyday life.' #
08:17 Small gov't is a great idea for the U.S., for we are a tiny isolated country with hardly any people where nothing bad ever happens. #
08:20 If I were a Republican looking at the current crop of presidential candidates, I'd be ashamed by how stupid and mean my party thinks I am. #
08:24 @WillBlackWriter I'm hoping they get embarrassingly trounced next year and take it as a sign, but until then we've still got to deal w/them. #
08:28 There's nothing like starting another semester of school to remind me that I am in fact Hermione Granger without the magic. #
08:53 "Murder, She Wrote" is much more interesting if you pretend it's the prolonged daydream of a murderous pensioner with a hero complex. #
08:55 The same thing goes for ALF, and pretending the family was hallucinating an alien after prolonged exposure to carbon monoxide. #
10:06 Every morning I straighten my wavy hair and my mom curls her straight hair. Dear genetics: Ha, ha, very funny. #
14:51 The next time I see a game which asks "How many jellybeans are in this jar?", I should submit "All of them" as an answer + see what happens. #