apocalypsos | I hate birds. (Reply)

16:06 I am wearing Halloween sleep pants on Labor Day weekend. Fuck calendars! (Not literally, of course. Paper cuts, you know.) #
16:08 What makes my sudden desire to buy new place settings for my apartment laughable is that in five years I have yet to have guests over. #
16:09 @scottEweinberg I'm willing to allow that he amuses his kids. Other than THAT ... #
16:12 I think that every time someone on Fox News lies their pants should literally spontaneously combust. #
16:18 @fuggirls @cleolinda Are they going back in time and getting 1980s!Eddie Murphy? Because in that case I totally get it. #
16:19 @cleolinda @sydk Or Larry the Cable Guy. #
08:13 Check this video out -- Jamie Kilstein on Gay Marriage With Lewis Black Ron White And Kathleen M... t.co/y0Vw9Nl via @youtube #
08:35 I think I'll use as a Biblical argument against gay marriage an ignorant incestuous couple whose bad 1st-time parenting ended in fratricide. #
10:34 Mom questioned Chaz on DwtS b/c he will dance with "the grace of a woman." This from someone who fell on her face while walking last week. #
10:59 Heroine Addiction, ye olde bisexual biracial ex-superheroine novel. t.co/XVqg4aa #ebooks #kindle #lgbt #glbt #ihavenoshame #
11:04 @jamiekilstein No problem! That was an amazing rant. :D #
11:10 @Ceilidhann I did the math on that and was like, "That's not so bad." #improudtobeanamerican #whereatleastiknoweducationsfuckingunaffordable #
11:18 @Ceilidhann Look at the bright side. You can be just like us Americans and pay on your college loans until your grandkids start uni! (Ugh.) #
12:06 I hate shows with laugh tracks. Way to assume I'm too stupid to figure out when to laugh at your show, or that I'm supposed to laugh at all. #
13:46 If I have a panic attack today I won't be surprised but I will be profoundly pissed off. #
13:52 @tbq_ *hugs back* I liked it better when I wasn't one every other week, I swear to God. #
14:10 @SmartBitches Say, would you like a free copy of my book? It's more action than romance but I think you'd really enjoy it. #
14:11 @wilw And they did it with their pants on backwards. Beat THAT, Justin Bieber. #
14:14 Jim DeMint plans to skip Obama's jobs speech. I wish I could miss my boss's speech about jobs and still have a job afterward. #