I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 17:38 @catdeeley #mystyleicon is Blossom. Once I get hands on five thousand neckties I'm making SO MANY SKIRTS. #
• 22:04 My life is that sad comedy film where someone comes home from work only to have a wet ceiling tile collapse right in front of them. #
• 07:36 @caroleagent Heh. I'm sure you're really depressed about losing him as a client, too. He sounds like FUN. :) #
• 09:28 Orson Scott Card rewrote Hamlet as anti-gay. He also crossed out cucumbers, carrots + French bread on his wife's grocery list just in case. #
• 11:16 My classes are not yet up on Blackboard + it's driving me nuts. Though not as nuts as not being able to access my school thru BB's app. #
• 11:19 Homemade chicken soup, OM NOM NOM. t.co/QCDFARu #
• 11:34 @cMizelll That's the family recipe. I cheered the day I learned how to make it because I'm usually rubbish without measurements. :) #
• 13:30 @joe_hill Stop wielding all that common sense and logic, you horrible elitist. #
• 13:38 If anybody wants to hit me up for a game of Words With Friends, I'm trollprincess1. :) #
• 14:41 @rhondastapleton Amazon 1-Click as it relates to Kindle books is the bane of my bank account. "I have $5 + this book is $4.40 ... *click*" #
• 15:00 @LadyAtheist No, but two daughters ARE allowed to rape their father per the Bible. #
• 15:03 Honestly, the Bible's not so bad if you're not using it as an excuse to be a blithering twit to everyone else. Same goes for all holy texts. #
• 15:18 Watching costume dramas on the laptop, editing on the netbook, swilling chocolate chai in my PJs ... why can't every day be like this again? #
• 15:26 Yummy treat! Here is a $5 gift certificate to Adagio Teas: 6668143404. Expires in 24 hours. t.co/jcJbjaY #

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