I hate birds.
Sep. 25th, 2011 04:40 pm- 17:00 My phone company just texted to "apologize for any incontinence [their SMS downtime] caused [me]." Oh, so THAT'S why I pissed myself. #
- 19:35 @NathanFillion Would you give me the birthday present of RTing a link to my bisexual superheroine novel? :) t.co/fTsHRPls #
- 20:56 @jumblejim Jim, would you do me the birthday present of RTing a link to my bisexual superheroine novel? :) t.co/fTsHRPls #
- 21:00 @rosemcgowan Rose, would you do me the birthday gift of RTing a link to my bisexual superheroine novel? :) t.co/fTsHRPls #
- 21:04 I just read "The Cask of Amontillado" aloud to myself in my dark apt because it's my homework. Also, I'm really a horror movie character. #
- 21:07 Fun Fact: If you say "Fortunato" three times into your bathroom mirror, you won't be able to get the bathroom door unlocked. #bookwormjokes #
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