I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 20:51 @ebertchicago I'm surprised we haven't seen one yet from a visitor, since you KNOW any photo Perry releases will have it well painted-over. #
• 22:26 So I guess Hank Williams Jr. is no longer ready for some football. That's good, b/c watching Romo screw up is exactly like the Holocaust. #
• 08:40 I wonder sometimes if the people who critique celebrities for just having a nanny have ever had the audacity to hire a babysitter. #
• 09:27 @seananmcguire Same here. Email sorta falls by the wayside after work, school, writing, editing, food, bathing, pet tending, etc. #
• 09:50 @moirarogersbree I start writing in chapters, then stop to write scenes in the middle, then outline chapters around the scenes. I'm weird. #
• 09:51 It's only Tuesday?! What the hell? I honestly spent the past two hours thinking it was Wednesday. I AM DISAPPOINT. #
• 09:57 I'll give Christie credit if at his press con he just snaps,"Jeez, I'm not running! It's not MY fault your GOP candidates are all assholes." #
• 10:34 If I haven't said it before, it's totally @amanda_hocking's fault I self-pubbed Heroine Addiction. And I'll be doing it w/my next book too. #
• 10:35 Cat Rule #14: My cat is not running for President either. But he can still be bribed with chicken or cat treats. #
• 14:54 Don't mind me. I'm testing a Twitter app that works with multiple accounts and I just want to make sure I understand how to do just that. #
• 14:55 I'M A GENIUS. \0/ (I keep my victories small, damn it.) #

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