apocalypsos | I hate birds. (Reply)

16:41 *This* is why we #OccupyWallStreet. t.co/npjDfyCz #
18:29 I get to take Creative Writing next semester! I may have made giddy dolphin noises when I found out it was being offered in the spring. :D #
18:32 Oh, and they're offering Children's Lit! I'm so taking that if I can. I am going to spend spring semester being a total dork. #
18:53 FUCK YES. Alan Grayson is a badass about #OccupyWallStreet on Real Time. t.co/E2Evztbl #
18:54 Smiling Down At Your Crotch Means Only One Thing t.co/WS4d27I5 / Bwahahahaha! #
19:25 @spooloflies That's one of the ones I really really wanted to take towards my major since day one. :D #
19:53 @MarthaPlimpton Rick Santorum thinks about gay sex more than two gay guys watching a gay porno at the start of their own gay porno. #
19:57 @ktnb Aw, man! *hugs* (I had that happen once. Blew my front tire on way to work, bought 2 new tires, got to work + BACK tire was flat. :| ) #
20:05 @Paradisacorbasi Hopefully he looks back at that gesture as the comfort he needed at a difficult moment. #
20:13 This man wants to be Prez? RT @thinkprogress: Herman Cain: I don't know "the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-stan-stan" t.co/lZ4BYURB #
20:14 @MarthaPlimpton They get to have the gay sex they think about. That might be why they don't think about it as much. #
20:16 @feliciaday Oh, my God, I want chicken alfredo in the worst way. When you're done with your pasta maid, can I borrow her? #
21:04 The only reason you show up to "mock and undermine" a protest is if you don't think it's embarrassing enough to undermine itself just fine. #
22:06 I love how one of Fox News' options for their #OWS poll is, "I don't agree w/ the protesters b/c I have no idea what they want." (cont.) #
22:08 How can you disagree with someone if you don't know what they want? #
22:09 @joethestampede Yeah, pretty much. I've seen toddlers throwing tantrums who disagree less than these people. #
07:48 @SmartBitches Damn you! Now I'm going to want to dig it out and reread. I don't have tiiiiiiime. *pouts* #
08:06 RT @LOLGOP: The main victory of the Tea Party movement is that we don't talk about how Bush was the worst President this country ever had. #
08:10 RT @Sherman_Alexie: Yeah, Indians wish our immigration laws had been a little tougher in 1492. #
08:32 THIS./RT @zombie1791: So we're arrested for protesting Wall St yet Westboro Baptist Church is allowed to protest funerals? What the hell US? #
09:08 If I wanted to get anything done this morning, I shouldn't have either turned on my electric blanket or owned a cat. #
09:36 Ah, I see the only Qwikster did qwikly was die. #
09:49 This is amazing - Geraldo Rivera And Fox News Run Away From Wall Street t.co/BUckax2R #
10:10 Ew. RT @Floridaline: "I felt like Moses when God said I want you to go into Egypt + lead my people out"- Herman Cain t.co/nUOIWZm5 #
10:43 6 B.S. Myths You Probably Believe About America's 'Enemies' - t.co/ldYk6QOq #
11:49 Maybe I should have waited until my head stopped throbbing to take my online marketing class quiz. My eyes are vibrating. That's bad, right? #
12:40 *chokesplorfles* RT @wonderella: What's the difference between Rick Santorum and Qwikster? Santorum still might come out one day! #
13:56 I felt so stressed out today I gave myself a migraine. #worldmentalhealthday? #whyesitfuckingis #
13:59 *side-eyes* / Rep. Peter King: Do Not Allow Any Legitimacy For Wall Street Protests, Or It Will Be Like 1960s Again t.co/cDAy7uCp #
15:09 The New Dr. Pepper Is Not For Women t.co/ZkEDad5K / Ah. Well, at least now we know which type of doctor Dr. Pepper ISN'T. #