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[apocalypsos]

I just added some listings to the Pairing List. And whoever wants to write #362 ... screw dibs. That one's just too juicy to get only one story out of it. *maniacal cackle*

So, yeah. Work. If I get complimented one more time for the simplest of tasks, there's going to be anesthesia-free genital removal with plastic cutlery. You'd think it'd be nice, but it's more annoying than anything else, especially considering that the only reasons a trained monkey is not doing my job are because I tell better jokes, buy more pizza, use fewer diapers, and don't throw any of my feces.

And you might have noticed my lack of curse words. Oh-Woe-Is-Me-Ooooo's new trick is complaining that we all curse too much and she's horribly offended. (Of course, the occasional casual racial slurs are fine. *rolls eyes*) I guess my only alternative is to get more creative with my cursing. I think I'm going to buy a copy of Grey's Anatomy and just randomly pick an obscure term from the reproductive pictures to yell when I'm pissed, then see how long it takes anyone to figure it out.

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[budclare.livejournal.com]

http://www.bartleby.com/107/

Yes, I had this bookmarked. I am the geekiest.

may i also suggest?

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

Serpent!
Perfidy!
Pestilence!
And in times of great need, these common anatomical/medical terms may be of some assistance:

Illium!
Salpingo-oophrectomy!

And also the phrase "deliver unto him/her an unmedicated verbal episiotomy"

[shinetheway.livejournal.com]

It might be some time before they catch on. I started to realize that my grasp of anatamy was greater than the average person's when I played Mad Libs with a couple (male) friends. When asked for a part of the body, I said "perineum." Simple, right?

I will not subject you to the ten-minute discussion that ensued wherein they wondered what the hell a perineum WAS, who had one, how it was spelled, and if I was actually bonkers or just having them on. They had trouble with the concept that such a silly word could really exist. [snickers]

By the way, do you know what they called their perineum? (I'd just like to say that I did not ask them this; they volunteered it.) The "taint". As in, it 'taint one and it 'taint the other.

[gwen-louise.livejournal.com]

You could use the word Phalanges. Not a reproductive organ, but the bones in your fingers. Bah, who cares? It sounds good when you yell it loud enough (don't ask me how I know this...)

[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

fourchette

Not only can it be used as an effective swear word, but also sounds sexy (Page 698, aka hymen)

[painispretty.livejournal.com]

Might I suggest screeching the names of rare animals?

"TENREC! POLYCLASTIC WORM!"

Or possibly vegetables? There are some interesting vegetable names just waiting to be made into profanities.

Apparently the word for "baby squid" is "scrod". Sounds pleasantly offensive.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

*waddles up* *coughs*

Can I help mod the ithurtsmybrain list? Just to update on who's doing what and links to finished ones, so you don't have to? Please? Please please please? I won't touch anything else!

Please?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ooo, good idea. It's all yours. And thank you. *snuggles you*

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

!!! *jumps up and down for joy, then runs around in small circles for a while*

Wait...how do I actually modify the posts?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, email me and I'll give you the info.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

*does so with much shifty eyes and humming of own theme music*

[fyrdrakken]

If LJ posts had sound, at this point I'd wish for the WAV of Cartman calling someone a "vas deferens"...

Go gcreime na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do bhall fearga!

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

You could always curse in Irish.

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

That is one of the best freaking things I have ever seen!