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[apocalypsos]

And for today's instance of porn-ridden blasphemy, I present for you the following.

Work was trying all of us today, and at random intervals, Lieutenant Asshat kept yelling, "Jesus fucking Christ!"

And my brain, as addled as it was, kept thinking, "So that's where the last name came from! Once upon a time, Jesus had a torrid love affair with Mr. Christ, and on day there was mpreg, and thereafter was a lovely yet hasty wedding ..."

You know, the fact that the Jesus in my head has more sex than I do is disconcerting. I'm just sayin'.

Comments

[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

If you didn't live off on the coast, you know, I'd have sex with you in a heartbeat. Jesus threesome would be AOK.

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

The brain is supposed to be the most sensitive sexual organ. Therefore, I think it's better that the Jesus in your head is getting more sex than you, rather than, say, the Jesus vacationing on your Islets of Langerhans.

Lets be honest...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

You know what guys will do anything to meet women. Can you imagine the pickup lines Jesus must have used? How much sex he must have gotten?

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine in high school was fond of telling a story in which she shouted out "Jesus fucking Christ!" during a rehersal of her church choir, and the pastor told her, "That's called masturbation." Now, I don't know how accurate the story was, but it's certainly entertaining.