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[apocalypsos]

Hey, you.

Yeah, the shifty-eyed one in the back row.

Rec me some quality fanfic porn.

No, really. I'm bored and ... er, yeah.

EDIT: *snerk* You know what I love best about LJ? When I say, "Rec me porn," instead of "EWWWW, you perv!", I get, "Let me point you to this really hot BDSM Lex Luthor/Wolverine/Duncan MacLeod/Chris Perry/Seth Cohen sexfest I've got bookmarked ..."

Comments

[arden-ranger.livejournal.com]

I'm not shifty-eyed! I was asleep!

Anyway, is copperbadge on your friends list? If it's fanfic you want, he should be. He just posted some links (http://www.livejournal.com/users/copperbadge/372265.html?mode=reply) to stories.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

SHIFT.perspective, by Te. I would never admit to being turned on by fanfic, but if I were going to, this is the first story I would point to.

It's Clark/Lex/Chloe, and it's the greatest threesome I've ever heard of.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

You know, there are two NC-17 fics to which I find myself returning over and over:

"Affinity" by Ginmar (Spike/Buffy. Alternate from Smashed. Scorching. Hot. But also very vanilla.)

and

"Mister Talky Mouth" by Kalima. (Spike/Buffy. Spanking. Dirty Talk. Anal sex. Made me think twice about sexual kinks I had never considered sexy at all.)

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

An entire section of my LJ memories is devoted to fanfic. :-D
http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bmluser=secretbutterfly&keyword=fanfic&filter=all
Also, if you're a twisted fuck like I am, you'll like this fic w/ Orlnado Bloom & Rufus Seawell http://www.charactersinbloom.com/Fics/reisling/reisling_adhemar.htm
And stuff.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Board Games by... I can't remember, actually, who it's by, but it's one of my favorites. X-men comicverse, Jean-Paul, Logan, an empty house. Yeeeaaah.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to say that I adore that icon.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

http://www.nautibitz.com/fic_sb.html

OH, SUCH SPUFFY PORN. And, I'm sure, others, but...heh.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

*peeks left* *peeks right*

Fall From Grace, by Leyenn. Babylon 5, Susan/Talia.

I saw a similar SVU Olivia/Alex fic a couple weeks ago. I think maybe they were written for the same writing challenge, or somesuch. I must find it again.

[arden-ranger.livejournal.com]

*gasp*

Ivanova porn?

I love you, unknown person.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Happy to be of service! :D

There's a distressing shortage of Ivanova smut out there. It makes me a sad panda.

[arden-ranger.livejournal.com]

You're right! I think something should be done about that!

*looks pointedly as trollprincess*

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Hey! Good call!

*joins in on the pointed-looking, with added lip-trembling for good measure*

[leyenn.livejournal.com]

Awww. We doesn't like sad pandas, no we doesn't, precious.

(Susan Ivanova, get your sexy ass over here and perform some smut for me! Atta girl... >;)

[leyenn.livejournal.com]

*jaw drops*

ME! ME!

*ahem*

Er... right. I'm not grinning all funny that someone recced me. Nooooo.

(And it wasn't for a challenge, but I can certainly write more Ivanova smut. Yup, Susan and I are on good terms about the smut. *boots up Word*)

With the personal account this time, dammit!

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

(Take two..)

Eeee! *worships*

Re: With the personal account this time, dammit!

[leyenn.livejournal.com]

Eeeee! *squeebles*

Okay, come on then, unknown-person-wanting-Ivanova-smut. Bunny me for a smutty ficlet. It has to be femslash, though - Susan looks at me funny if I suggest anything else. *cowers from her inner muse*

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Well, of course Susan looks at you funny if you suggest anything else.

And I have a soft spot the size of Alaska for Susan and Talia, but that much is probably very, very obvious. Do you need more ideas? I could probably come up with somefing. *ponders*

[leyenn.livejournal.com]

If you have an idea for a self-contained S/T smutlet, I am all ears, because all I can do is damn great sweeping epics, which are great fun, but not good for the smut quotient. *awaits the mini-bunny*

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Aww, but great sweeping epics can be good for smut! Smut with a story is good! :D

But, let's see, something self-contained.. there could always be vodka involved, but that feels like cheating, not to mention unnecessary.

If it's set back when they barely tolerate each other (or, rather, when Susan barely tolerates her), they could be stuck in a room together for some reason 'til the tension just finally explodes. Those are fun, and I've got another soft spot for 'firsts', as it were. Always fun to read/write/etcetera a pair of characters finally giving up and pouncing, ya know? :>

[leyenn.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh... that's a plan, you know. It is. *ponders* It iiiiis... *breeds the S/T smut bunny*

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

I live to serve! :D

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom. Shameless by azewewish. Rated P for Porn.

[thornsilver]

Oh, you want me to *choose*?

1. Rise by viridian5

2. Home Comforts by tritorella.

3. Blow Your Mind by seperis.

4. Grace, Force, Fascination by thete1.

5. Unlucky Break by msmanna.

I think I will shut up for now.

[cacklebang.livejournal.com]

Whoo! The Administration! I love you for reccing this, even though I've read it before. I need to read it again.

[dreamt.livejournal.com]

I don't think we have the same taste in fandoms at all, but I can reccommend anything by silver on this messageboard (http://www.art-of-vin-diesel.com//ubbthreads/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=UBB9)
I have sex with her stories I read her stories religiously...
Granted, it's tricky to find the first chapters due to how commenting fucks up the orders of the posts, but if you want I can send you a zip...
The order of her stories (all on the same characters) is:
Soulhunt - Halloween - Three.
Hotter than hell and ten times the fun ;)


I'm also infatuated with viridan5's ongoing Schwarz fanfic, Glass Houses.
here (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=viridian5&keyword=Glass+Houses+WIP&filter=all)

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

If you have any interest in Harry Potter at all, you should read invisibletosee. It's porn AND plot AND a really hot Draco who manages to be lonely and quasi-evil at the same time AND an evil Hufflepuff. It single-handedly gave me an Evil!Hufflepuff kink.

[tesria.livejournal.com]

*dies*

ItS! I love it. It's addictive. Anyone that hasn't read it doesn't know what they're missing!

[starmouse.livejournal.com]

Have you checked out "Days of Our Unlives? (http://www.ficbitch.com/daysofourunlives)" It's S/A insanity in the best way. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever read, and the best part is it's REALLY long. Oh, and there's lots of sex.

Porn recs

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, I'm glad you asked. For male slashy goodness, bow to the power of Jen Lynn. All shall love her and despair!

Her stuff revolves around Viggo Mortenson/Orlando Bloom, with lots of compelling evidence that they may ACTUALLY be a couple in real life. Some of her best work is: A Perfect Dream, the sequel Over The Rainbow, and the completely different but still fab Lost and Found.

As for some good old fashioned hetsex, I've been a fan of The Erotic Adventures of Willow and Spike by Laure Wilson for years. It's a really long series that centers on Willow/Spike, with about 25 other pairings going on peripherally. Good stuff. It starts somewhere in the second season of Buffy and continues on, completely changing the Buffy-verse around as Laure sees fit.

Enjoy!

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

hit up google for a fic by Deena called "Raspberry and Lime Shampoo".

Yohji x Ken, Weiß Kreuz

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

When I say, "Rec me porn," instead of "EWWWW, you perv!", I get, "Let me point you to this really hot BDSM Lex Luthor/Wolverine/Duncan MacLeod/Chris Perry/Seth Cohen sexfest I've got bookmarked ..."
That's because you're among like-minded, perverted people... that's the beauty of Friends lists...

[mylenn.livejournal.com]

This is not quality, nor is technically FANfic, but...

It is PEEPS porn. Yes, those squishy mouthfuls of marshmallowy goodness at Easter. THOSE Peeps.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/widget285/94176.html?

It has to be read to be believed.

*in shock*

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

....EEK.

that was just so wrong.. and so hilarious

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

Standing In The Common Spaces (http://seperis.illuminatedtext.com/smallville/commonspaces.html), by seperis. Peter Parker/Lex Luthor, Smallville/Spider-Man movie crossover. Porn, crossover, *and* characterization, my favorite mix ;)

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

I strongly suggest friending white_aster. She writes some of the best yaoi fanfic I've ever read. I especially recommend her Suikoden Yuber/Albert fic, Rules of Engagement.

byrne might also be worth a look. Mostly she writes original stuff(still very nice), but occasionally she writes Spikesmut from Buffy/Angel. So far I've seen an Angel/Spike and a Xander/Spike fic from her, both of them rather kinky.

-Callisto

That rarest of birds: het "Xena" smut!

[octopedingenue]

Specifically GJErotica, especially anything by Dharma Bum or Xebbie.

Plus one of my favorite written love scenes ever is in the eerily prescient Achilles Heel by Elizabeth. And this is both "sneeeheee!" and "wheeeeee!"

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

By eoan, the author who gave me my OT4, Scott/Jean/Remy/Logan, The Yenta Madness series. I think every X-Man's paired or tripled up somehow here :)

[seferin.livejournal.com]

http://holding-hands.org/believe/nominees.html
http://home.att.net/~lubakmetyk/
http://members.aol.com/mscleo2/stories/
http://www.ejai.org/eyrie/index.html
http://awards.shadesofgrey.us/sogahome.htm