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[apocalypsos]

I was just listening to the radio when the DJ said the following in a jokey entertainment news report: "Rebecca Romijn-Stamos said that infidelity had nothing to do with her decision to separate from her husband John Stamos ..."

And I said out loud, "She said it was because she woke up one morning and realized she was married to John Stamos."

The DJ then repeated exactly what I said, word for word.

So I sign up for the job to write those crappy jokes where, exactly?

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[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Okay, so who is John Stamos? I mean, he's presumably no longer Husband Of...

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

whoa!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He played Jesse on "Full House" aaaaaand that's about it.

[octopedingenue]

Feh. Uncle Jessie is, was, and always will be The Hotness. :D

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, now he's cute ... not so much during the mullet years.

Jokes like that, though, I can see the punchline coming a mile away.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

He was also Blackie Parrish on General Hospital for a good while.

And hey, she may be leaving him. And he may not have much of an acting career, but the guy is still one tasty man biscuit.

Well, he was. Last time I saw him. Anything could've happened in the years since Full House went off the air. Maybe he went bald and got fat.

Or maybe Rebecca is just not wanting for attention from anyone now that she's done two movies wearing nothing but airbrush paint and pasties.

[octopedingenue]

Anything could've happened in the years since Full House went off the air. Maybe he went bald and got fat.

He's been making commercials recently for some long-distance phone company. Trust me, he's aged WELL. :D

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He's in those phone company commercials nowadays. Actually, he looks way better now than he ever did on "Full House".

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snerk* GMTA ...

[lots42.livejournal.com]

That Mystique role made her famous. (Hell, they even changed Mystique in the comics so her default form is the X-Men version. Weird shiznit)

[cipster.livejournal.com]

I think I heard that joke somewhere else. John Stewart I think. And yes it basically write itself :D

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

They did the same thing for Ray Park as the Toad. But yeah, Rebecca seems to have "I'm too A-list to be married to this B-list actor" syndrome...that occurred to me earlier this week when I heard that she was "losing weight" -- the 180-something pounds of John Stamos.

Hollywood, man.

And to think I wanted to be an actress once.