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Apr. 24th, 2004 05:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosYou learn something new everyday. Today I went to the National Zoo and learned the following --
1. Cheetahs don't mind if biologists take pictures of them during the romantic afterglow. In fact, at least two of them turn to the camera and smile.
2. Zookeepers will not give you cute baby animals out of the small mammal house no matter how many firstborn children you offer them.
3. I do not speak Parseltongue, and spending fifteen straight minutes staring at snakes in the reptile house will not change that.
4. There is no five-second rule in the monkey world.
1. Cheetahs don't mind if biologists take pictures of them during the romantic afterglow. In fact, at least two of them turn to the camera and smile.
2. Zookeepers will not give you cute baby animals out of the small mammal house no matter how many firstborn children you offer them.
3. I do not speak Parseltongue, and spending fifteen straight minutes staring at snakes in the reptile house will not change that.
4. There is no five-second rule in the monkey world.
