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apocalypsos... is stuff like this that everybody else already did ages ago. (But hey, since I was having a hard enough time trying to write anything else about her today, here you go.)
My Jubilee ...
... is heterosexual, but reserves the right to swing the other way for a short list of female celebrities. (For example, my Jubilee firmly believes that no woman remains straight within a fifty-foot radius of Eliza Dushku.)
... used to do gymnastics for fun, now does it as a workout, and is infinitely more graceful on a gym floor than she is in real life.
... sees Bobby as her brother-in-prankdom soulmate.
... is pretty sure Bobby is gay.
... is dying for him to just admit it already so she can set him up with the cute guy who works at Borders.
... teases Scott incessantly, but respects him as a leader.
... has always and will always have a crush on Wolvie.
... is mature enough to realize it's going to remain unrequited.
... hasn't let that stop her from ogling him shamelessly around the pool.
... is such a bad cook she could burn a salad, but makes the best banana walnut cookies on the planet and will tell you so at length if you ask.
... considers Doritos her "cherry-flavored Pez."
... owns a pair of red leather pants it takes her ten minutes of squirming around her bedroom floor to get into.
... watches American Idol religiously, but hates the contestants, the judges, the audience, the host, the stage, the voters, and quite possibly the cue card guys and janitors.
... is smarter than most people give her credit for.
... still isn't a rocket scientist, though.
... did think that Jake Gyllenhaal was really hot in "October Sky," if that gives her any brainiac points.
... tells everyone her favorite movie is "Forrest Gump," when it's really "UHF".
... thanks to the Cartoon Network, has turned Saturdays in the mansion into an all-day animation marathon.
... is annoying to go to the movies with, as she makes noises, usually forgets to turn off her cell phone, and squirms a lot.
... misses her parents terribly, but refuses to let anybody see her cry over it.
... could easily keep a pet, but would probably kill a houseplant.
... would give her left leg for a night alone in a hotel with Justin Timberlake.
... listens to the oldies station when she's feeling silly and she knows no one's around just so that she can goofily sing along.
... got a tattoo on her eighteenth birthday -- not because she was drunk, but just to say she'd done it -- of whatever the Chinese symbol is for fireworks.
... got that tattoo somewhere pretty intimate because she's positive Wolvie would start dislocating things if he found out.
... has a thing for older guys, guys with accents, and redheaded guys.
... realizes that means she's had a crush on nearly every single member of the X-Men for at least five minutes.
... doesn't care.
... would be on the front lines of every battle or fight ever if they'd let her.
... is less worried she'll die in the line of fire than that she might get someone else hurt, or worse.
... is pretty clean when it comes to the common areas of the mansion, but is a total slob in her own room.
... is a hopeless romantic.
... is not afraid of you, no matter how much bigger than her you are. (You're how tall?! Okay, so maybe she's a little afraid of you.)
My Jubilee ...
... is heterosexual, but reserves the right to swing the other way for a short list of female celebrities. (For example, my Jubilee firmly believes that no woman remains straight within a fifty-foot radius of Eliza Dushku.)
... used to do gymnastics for fun, now does it as a workout, and is infinitely more graceful on a gym floor than she is in real life.
... sees Bobby as her brother-in-prankdom soulmate.
... is pretty sure Bobby is gay.
... is dying for him to just admit it already so she can set him up with the cute guy who works at Borders.
... teases Scott incessantly, but respects him as a leader.
... has always and will always have a crush on Wolvie.
... is mature enough to realize it's going to remain unrequited.
... hasn't let that stop her from ogling him shamelessly around the pool.
... is such a bad cook she could burn a salad, but makes the best banana walnut cookies on the planet and will tell you so at length if you ask.
... considers Doritos her "cherry-flavored Pez."
... owns a pair of red leather pants it takes her ten minutes of squirming around her bedroom floor to get into.
... watches American Idol religiously, but hates the contestants, the judges, the audience, the host, the stage, the voters, and quite possibly the cue card guys and janitors.
... is smarter than most people give her credit for.
... still isn't a rocket scientist, though.
... did think that Jake Gyllenhaal was really hot in "October Sky," if that gives her any brainiac points.
... tells everyone her favorite movie is "Forrest Gump," when it's really "UHF".
... thanks to the Cartoon Network, has turned Saturdays in the mansion into an all-day animation marathon.
... is annoying to go to the movies with, as she makes noises, usually forgets to turn off her cell phone, and squirms a lot.
... misses her parents terribly, but refuses to let anybody see her cry over it.
... could easily keep a pet, but would probably kill a houseplant.
... would give her left leg for a night alone in a hotel with Justin Timberlake.
... listens to the oldies station when she's feeling silly and she knows no one's around just so that she can goofily sing along.
... got a tattoo on her eighteenth birthday -- not because she was drunk, but just to say she'd done it -- of whatever the Chinese symbol is for fireworks.
... got that tattoo somewhere pretty intimate because she's positive Wolvie would start dislocating things if he found out.
... has a thing for older guys, guys with accents, and redheaded guys.
... realizes that means she's had a crush on nearly every single member of the X-Men for at least five minutes.
... doesn't care.
... would be on the front lines of every battle or fight ever if they'd let her.
... is less worried she'll die in the line of fire than that she might get someone else hurt, or worse.
... is pretty clean when it comes to the common areas of the mansion, but is a total slob in her own room.
... is a hopeless romantic.
... is not afraid of you, no matter how much bigger than her you are. (You're how tall?! Okay, so maybe she's a little afraid of you.)
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