*tempts her with booze and porn. and boozeporn. wait. no. cuz sex with booze is just messy and unfullfilling and the bottle doesn't talk back and there's nothing like an orgy with Jack, Jim, Johnny, Blackie, Red, and the Cap'n to make you feel like a dirty bitch*
*and oh dear god i'm not mentioning the turkey or the cap'n's parrot*
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Date: 2004-05-09 10:10 pm (UTC)*and oh dear god i'm not mentioning the turkey or the cap'n's parrot*