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[apocalypsos]

Dear co-workers,

Lieutenant Asshat is a nice guy, a cool person, and a lot of fun. However, I am not going to date him, so stop fucking trying to set us up. Je-sus.

Sincerely,

Me

Comments

[illian.livejournal.com]

And people think that arranged marriages have gone out of style!

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

Oh but your coworkers only have your best interests in mind! You can't really make decisions by yourself, and it's so much more convenient for someone to make them for you.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

They're trying to set you up?

Hmm...

Clearly, they attribute your snarkiness to their belief that you're not getting laid enough. And are therefore trying to rectify the situation, in order to protect themselves from your crushing wit. It's oddly cute.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, office matchmaking. Charming, non?