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[apocalypsos]

It's official. Paco the Corsican Pimp has used his one-way ticket to the Magical Land of Squished Vehicles and has been towed far, far away (at least, according to the nice man at the junk car removal place). Yay!

*streamers, toot horns, fanfares and stuff*

Now everybody wave goodbye to the nasty car. Bye! Bon Voyaaa-gee! Don't forget to write! */end Bugs Bunny-esque yelping*

Comments

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

*snrk* Paco the Corsican Pimp.
I suppose it beats out Martin the Long-Suffering Toyota and Percival the Gay Saturn, the two cars I drive on a regular basis. A most evocative name.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, Paco was what my brother named it, Corsican comes from it being ... well, a Corsica, and the Pimp part comes from the fact that it liked to fuck with my head and take all my money. :)

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Ha!
My favorite car ever was Theo the Consumptive Escort.

[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

Byeeeee Paco!

Esmerelda the Accessorized Olds bids you a fond farewell.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

*waves goodbye to the car*

Champagne?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Don't mind if I do. *guzzles the entire bottle*

I can't begin to describe how happy I am that that monkey is off my back.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

Hey! *grumbles, digs out Jack Daniels for herself*

I can imagine. I will be doing cartwheels the day my brother gets rid of his death-trap.

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

but... but..
I thought I was supposed to steal Paco and sell him to my friend!