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[apocalypsos]

If this isn't a meme already, it should be ...

Let's all get wasted! If my LJ had a drinking game, what would be on it?

EDIT: My LJ, goofballs. ;P

Comments

[conuly]

We take a drink every time you get metaquoted.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I'd be praying to the porcelain god by ten in the morning.

[hiddenw.livejournal.com]

Take a drink everytime you have sex with your fl.

[generic-troll.livejournal.com]

Well, it'd definately have to be based around random.bml.

So many drinks for a furry journal, so many for an anime related journal, finish your drink for some odd slash fanfic journal. A drink for every meme posted on the first page of the journal.

[conuly]

*blinks* I thought she meant if "the livejournal owned by trollprincess" had a drinking game not "livejournal in general".

[conuly]

But your idea is good too. How about a drink for russian and another drink for wall to wall chtspk?

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

An a gulp every time you come across a pink-themed monstrosity, to help dull the pain (extra of the pink one also uses chatspeak or lol to the point of excess).

[conuly]

Oh, and a drink for song lyrics or AIM convos.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Three drinks for random 'poetry'. Four if there is no rhyme or meter. (Likewise to dull the pain.)
A drink every time something really should have been LJ-cut, and wasn't.

[conuly]

I'll drink to that!

Something good, you get to drink if it's a person you know in real life.

Oh, and a drink for friends-only banners. And a drink for that stupid thing that makes the page fade out instead of just going to a new page.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

"Every time you see a Meme, take a drink..."

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Take a drink every time disaster movies are mentioned.
Take a drink every time you claim a pairing or do a challenge even though you know you have enough on your plate.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Take a drink every time someone mentions sex. Chug when someone mentions how much they dislike it.

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Every time you see *hug* take a drink.

Phone for an ambulance and book yourself immediately into an alcohol rehabilitation centre.

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

Just had to say your icon is bloody brilliant.

::grin::

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Cheers! mrmonkeybottoms makes them, I take them and bask in the glory. :)

If?!?

[seferin.livejournal.com]

A sip every time TP

1>shags her friends list
2>mentions a disaster movie
3>mentions why her job sucks
4>is metaquoted

A drink every time TP
1>is friended because of metaquotes
2>mentions that she is cute, short, or otherwise like gidget
3>points out the stupidity of government officials or celebrities
4>reviews a movie, and her review is more enjoyable than the movie she is reviewing
5>makes someone spit something on their computer monitor

Re: If?!?

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

That last one does highlight one of the flaws in the idea, though: do play a drinking game with TP's journal, you'd need to be drinking. While reading TP's journal.

Monitor & keyboard replacement rates would skyrocket.

Re: If?!?

[conuly]

No. Every time you stop to take a drink, you turn AWAY from the computer. This way you can't spit anything out onto it. Put the drink down BEFORE turning back.

Re: If?!?

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Yes, but this way, if you just happen to be having a soda and do a spitake, you have a reason to have a shot.

Re: If?!?

[akacat]

Maybe we can get a group bulk discount.

You: Hi, I'm trollprincess's friends list.
Best Buy employee: ID, please. [checks ID] [sees tiny hologram of fl being shagged] [blanches] Err. That'll be 20% off. 25% if you promise never to show me that ID again.

Re: If?!?

[akacat]

That's be "I'm on trollprincess's friends list."

Yes, it's 7am on a saturday...

Re: If?!?

[azurelunatic]

The various rankings of asshat need to be mentioned.

Hrm.

At least a sip every time there is discussion of someone's alias.

Two drinks every time someone from work reads her LJ.

[elorie.livejournal.com]

When you post a Q&A...

If it gets metaquoted, drink twice :)

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

If Movie Tag is being played: Take a drink each time someone just BARELY beats you to an answer.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Every time asshat is mentioned. Or how much your work sucks.

[akacat]

One chug every time you gift a rl acquaintance with a snarky but amusing nickname.