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Jul. 14th, 2003 04:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDear President Bush,
I came home today to find a story on Yahoo News that said that the White House is declaring that the flap over the Iraqi uranium claim is a "bunch of bull." Just now, I noticed another story where you defended the intelligence on the matter as "darn good."
If you don't stop writing your press releases like a cowboy trying desperately not to curse in front of a pretty lady, I'm going to call Busch Gardens and tell them one of their chimpanzees is missing. Your alias and physical appearance would certainly go far to confirm that claim, and you'd be naked in public and surrounded by monkeys in no time. (You should already feel this way mentally by now -- might as well make it literal, yes?)
Sincerely,
A Pretty Fucking Lady
I came home today to find a story on Yahoo News that said that the White House is declaring that the flap over the Iraqi uranium claim is a "bunch of bull." Just now, I noticed another story where you defended the intelligence on the matter as "darn good."
If you don't stop writing your press releases like a cowboy trying desperately not to curse in front of a pretty lady, I'm going to call Busch Gardens and tell them one of their chimpanzees is missing. Your alias and physical appearance would certainly go far to confirm that claim, and you'd be naked in public and surrounded by monkeys in no time. (You should already feel this way mentally by now -- might as well make it literal, yes?)
Sincerely,
A Pretty Fucking Lady
