Help! Help!

[apocalypsos]

A big, typically-me plot-twisty "Pirates of the Caribbean" fanfic idea is jumping up and down on my head! *user swats at the plot idea with a rolled-up newspaper, but to no avail*

Damn it, I'm not allowed to write a fanfic where Jack turns out to be Bootstrap through some weird loophole in the curse. Go on, tell the fanfic idea, would you? It'll listen to you! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...

*user runs away from the idea in the general direction of her original characters, hoping that her British rastafarian vampire comes out of the shadows and smites its ass*

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[jenboo.livejournal.com]

*takes the rolled up newspaper from TP and swats the plot bunny*

*grabs nearest cat o'nine and cracks it at the plot bunny. Plot bunny puts ass in air and wiggles*

Sorry, TP. It likes it too much. At least I tried. You could borrow my blood-and-sex-crazed succubus if you want. He bites.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Somewhere between Jack Sparrow (hey, it's a possibility), Gabriel, and the S&M plot bunny, I don't think I need another person that has the tendency to bite. But thanks. ;)