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[apocalypsos]

Just got back from my brother's graduation. Not altogether hellish, even though the speeches were typically naive and the small child behind us who wouldn't shut up should have been smothered with a pillow along with the idiot parents who kept encouraging him.

The funniest bit was when the seniors sang the alma mater. My mother warned me they were going to sing it to the tune of the Kellerman's song from "Dirty Dancing," but I died laughing anyway. I don't think I can be blamed for leaning over and asking my mom between giggles, "Isn't this the part where a guy in a leather jacket shows up and tells you nobody puts me in a aisle seat?"

EDIT: Just spent the last hour clearing tons of spyware from my brother's computer. Whoever came up with spyware should be horse-whipped ... preferably with entire horses.

Comments

[mo0.livejournal.com]

Did a girl get drenched with water...?

...or do I have my 80's kitsch mixed up again?

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

I recently posted a rant on the topic of spyware. Spyware BAD. Spyware make the Cynic go all Reservoir Dogs on your ass.

[kearie.livejournal.com]

The tune of my alma mater actually is the same as the song in Dirty Dancing... The toast song for my fraternity is also to that tune.

If you find a way to horse-whip the spyware people with entire horses, you just let me know and I'll join you in a heartbeat.